Finally an update my christmas story!
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There was a well lit dining room somewhere in Azeroth. There were many people sitting around the table that took up half the room. At the head was Mulchsminion, to his left was Rasi, Flovian, and Zinwraith. To his right were Basutei, Puff, and that Gnome person whose name was never mentioned (not to be confused with Dirti). Then at the kiddy table sat Dirti, Danny, Sam, Billy, and High Warlord Van Krakken.

HWVK: WHY DO I HAVE TO SIT HERE! I'm oldest here, being a rotting corpse and all.

Zinwraith: And that's why you don't get to sit at the grown-up table. You're a winy brat!

HWVK: Grrr.

Danny: Okay, why don't I tell a story so you guys don't kill each other.

Mulchsminion: Okay.

Danny Narrating

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It was Christmas moring my family and I were opening presents. But one of them was twice as big as the others. I looked at the tag it read "For Danny's eyes only.".

Jack: Well Danny you better take it up to your room. If Santa says its secret then we'd better keep it secret.

Maddie: THERE IS NO SANTA!
Jack: LIAR!

Jazz: I'm surrounded by idiots...

So I took the present up to my room and pulled the cover off. And Sam jumped out covered in wrapping paper!

Sam: Merry Christmas Danny! Wow, that sounded weird being Jewish and all.

Danny: (creeped out) Um merry Christmas Sam.

Sam: Enough chit-chat. I think its time you unwrapped your present.

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Flovian: Stop! I really don't think we need to hear the end of that story.

Danny: But I was getting to the good part.

Puff: No I'm afraid the Drawf"s right. We're already pushing K+ as it is.

Dirti: What? I don't get it.

Mulchsminion: And I hope you never do Dirti. I hope you never do.

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Well that's chapter one anyone who are confused on the cast its simple. Everyone except Danny, Sam, and Billy are from the internet series "Illegal Danish" go to www(dot)myndflame(dot)com for more info. And Mulchsminion is a World of Warcraft character played by a friend of mine.