Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters thus far.

Okay, I know as well as everybody that Sora and Kairi were meant to be together, but I thought it might be cute if Kairi and Leon were together. Before you EWWWWWWWWWW!, let me explain that Leon is about the same age as Sora and Kairi in this, and was the same age as them in the Kingdom Hearts video game. Cloud and Aerith are the same age as them too. Leon and Aerith are twins. Yuffie is a little younger, but not much. I don't know if I want to make this a one-shot. Maybe. Maybe not. Enjoy!

Another boring day at school. Perfect. At least I would see Kairi again later. Since she started that private school I don't see her much anymore. I wonder what mom made for dinner tonight.

Okay, I know its scattered. But you can't really blame me! I mean, I just got back from high school on the last day of midterms, my brain is fried, and I am hungry. My girlfriend is going to private school and I haven't seen her in like a month. Under normal circumstances, that calls for meltdown of my anti-randomness controls.

I heard a knock on the door, and I went to go answer it in my after school clothes. Namely, my boxers. Standing there, three hours early, was Kairi. I stood behind the door, then ran upstairs when I realized the visitors identity. Damn it! Why is she always so early?

I changed into the pair of jeans and t-shirt I had on for school and walked downstairs. Kairi was standing in the entrance hall, looking like she was about to laugh her head off. "Sorry I'm so early, Leon, but I've always wanted to see the 'After school outfit' Yuffie keeps telling me about."

I mentally cursed Yuffie. Fucking sisters. Always have to tell their friends the most embarrassing stuff about their brothers.

"Yeah, well, that's the last time you're going to see my darling sister and my after school outfit. They're both going out with the garbage tomorrow."

"Leon, stop joking like that. I know you love Yuffie."

"Yeah, about as much as I can throw her."

"I thought that was an expression about trust."

"It is. But it fits here too."

"That it does. Aren't you happy to see me?"

"Sure I am. Why?"

"You haven't come within ten steps of me the whole time I was here."

"Oh, right." I walked over to her and wrapped her in my arms, wondering once again how she managed to smell like sherbert and gingerbread at the same time. She looked up at me with those violet eyes, and simply said, "hi."

"Hi." I kissed her lightly, savoring the taste of the sea salt ice cream still resting on her lips.

"Geez, Kairi. You taste so good." She nuzzled her forehead into my chest.


"You're quite welcome." I released her to go into the living room.

I sat down on my favorite lazyboy chair, conveniently located so one couldn't see us from any other room in the house. She plopped down on my lap and wrapped her arms around my neck. "Geez, Leon. You look so good."

"Thank you. I try."

She slapped my arm playfully. "You ham."

"Canadian or American?"

She laughed and draped herself over me in that way that only girls can, that way that makes it so that they're looking at you, and at the television at the same time. Yuffie does it all the time. It bothers me when she does it. However...

"So how are you liking your new school?" I was trying to pull the conversation out of the whole ham theme.

"It's no Radiant High."

"Of course not! There's no graffiti, no food stuck to the ceiling."

"No you."

"That's a given."

"Oh god, Leon. The girls there don't think that you exist."

"Really? Why?"

"Because they think you're too gorgeous to go out with me." She looked ready to cry.

"Really? All the guys think that you're too gorgeous to go out with me." I wrapped my arms around her hips, and pulled her close. She giggled.

"What's so funny?"

"I showed them the picture we took with the emo pants."

"Ohhh, Kairi! Did you have to?"

"Of course! The other ones are of you and me goofing off, or of me in my swim suit."

"Why didn't you show them that one? That demonstrates both our gorgeousness at the same time. I, of course, look worse in comparison to a natural beauty such as yourself." I tickled her sides, and then frowned.

"What's wrong?"

"I can't remember where I left my emo pants." She sighed.

"Gosh, Leon. You would forget your head if it wasn't attached. You left them at Sora's. He called and complained to me because his mom chewed him out for them."

I winced. Sora's mom is brutal when it comes to reaming you a new one. "Note to self, apologize to Sora."

"Well, now that the pleasantries are exchanged, how about we aren't so pleasant?" Her eyes twinkled mischievously. (A/N God people! Not like that! Get your minds out of the gutter!)

"Gladly." I pulled her head down for my lips to meet hers. Damn the taste of sea salt ice cream. Addictive, that is.

I don't know exactly how long we were like that, but it must have been a while. It was dark when Sora burst through my door and into my living room, turning to face me, or rather us.. "Damn guys! Can't you do that somewhere more private?"

Kairi giggled and I rolled my eyes. "Last time I checked, we were in my house, in the most private area."

"Yeah, well..." For once, Sora was speechless. He threw the previously mentioned pants into Kairi and my laps. "I swear Leon, you would forget your head if it wasn't so far up your ass."

"Funny, that's exactly what Kai said. Without the cursing and nastiness, that is."

"Of course. Welcome back, Kai." Kairi stood up to hug her best friend, and I was a little envious for a moment. Ever since the time that Sora and Kairi had moved to Radiant Garden after the Keyblade Wars, I had been really jealous of the connection they had. Not a romantic connection, since Sora was involved with Yuffie, ew, but the friendship connection. I had only known Kairi for a year. Sora had known her since they were kids.

"Where's Yuffie this fine evening?

"Somewhere off with Selphie. I think she's trying to get away from you, man."

"She'd better get home soon. We have a date in thirty."

"So why are you here so early?"

"Kairi, duh. When she didn't show up at my house, I figured she'd be here, sucking face with you."

"Well, you figured right."

"Considering I walked in in the middle of it, I kind of came to that conclusion."

"Look, hun, Sora actually thought!" I poked her in the side and she giggled again.

"Stop it, Leon! You know that tickles!" Her nose scrunched up in the cute way that made me fall in love with her in the first place. Too bad I hadn't told her yet.

"That's why I do it."

"Okay, cuteness factor is off the meter right now. I'll be back in a few. Tell Yuf that I was here."

"Why don't you call her?"

"Cell's off."

"Definitely avoiding you, Sora."

"Shut up Leon."

Cloud walked into my house five minutes later, and was treated to the same view as Sora originally had been. He was more nonchalant about it though, and waited until we were done. "Welcome back, Kairi. I see you're enjoying the reunion."

"Very much." She nodded her head cutely.

"What is it with people just walking into my house today?"

"If you wouldn't leave the door unlocked..."

"Much as I like you, Cloud, you need to get your ass out of my house."

"Much as I'd like to, Leon, I'm waiting for Aerith to come down."

"Just barge in. She's been changed and ready for hours. She practically ran out of school."

"Shut up, Leon." Aerith's usually calm and sweet voice was annoyingly sugary today, and it almost made me want to strangle my twin.

"Damn. You definitely got all the looks in the family, Aerith. Now why didn't Leon get any?" Cloud wolf-whistled and I wanted to strangle him too.

Just to be a smart ass, I "That's not what everyone else says. Now you two crazy kids have fun on your night out. Remember the condoms, Aerith."

"Shut up, Leon."

"Oh, that's cute. They even read each others mind like an old married couple."

"Shut up, Kairi."

"You know what, hun, you're absolutely right. That's a little creepy."

The two lovebirds were speechless, individually or in unison. They walked out the door in silence, but I got a text message ten minutes later from Cloud reading UR AN ASS.

I sent one back. A SEXY ASS.

I never got a reply.

Yuffie ran through door panting. "Sora been here yet?"

"Like twenty minutes ago. Said he'd be here in ten."


"Yuffie, what did I tell you about swearing."

"Shut up, Leon."

"Geez, if the people in this family had their way, my tongue would be permanently attached to the roof of my mouth."

"Well then you can just use Kairi's. You guys have been playing non-stop tonsil hockey since you started going out."

She ran up the stairs to her room before I could get a word in edgewise, leaving a very giggly Kairi and myself alone. "Hello, gorgeous. See anymore interruptions in our future?"

"Sora. In about eight minutes."

"Want to make those eight minutes as fun as possible."

"Do lets."

And we were at it again. "Tonsil Hockey". For once, Yuffie said something intelligent.

Thank you for reading! I had a lot of fun writing this. Just like I always do, of course.

Love you all,

Sora's Kairi