Teehee. Reviews Equals LOVE. So…Show Me How Much You Love Me. Notes : I Am Naming Triple H, Hunter LeVesque. Cause, Well Cause I Don't Like Paul. Hmm…And Uh, The Fic Is Built Around January 2005. Or At Least That's When It Starts. So, Randy Got Traded Back To Raw After Armageddon 2005. And Another Thing, Jeff ISN'T Back On Raw. He Juss, Always Stayed Around For The Wind Down Times.
"What do you mean you're not coming? Adam don't start this again. Ever since you and Maria started dating you've been so unreliable. It's ONE night a week. ONE night that we can all get together and talk. Relax. UNWIND." Lilian whined down the phone. "For God's sake Ad's we MISS you."
Candice, Victoria and Amy sat cross legged on the floor of the female locker room. Since November 29th 2004, EVERY Monday night, the four girls, Randy Orton, Jeff Hardy, Hunter Levesque and Adam Copeland had gotten together after Raw, for some "wind-down time". It let them relax after a hard night. And just do, as Lilian liked to call it, "Normal people stuff". Which meant they usually found themselves cramped in a hotel room, watching DVDs, eating takeaways or gossiping about the other superstars.
Sure, a lot of stuff had changed since their little arrangement had began. When it started, Candice and Randy had been together, but they had soon realized they were more like brother and sister, and things would never work out between them. Both friends had also been traded to Smackdown, but both returning to Raw before the beginning of 2006.
But for the past few weeks, since roughly the start of January, Adam had been showing up less and less. Spending more and more time with Maria. The so-called, "love of his life", the one girl on ANY roster that Lilian, Victoria, Amy and Candice hated.
It didn't bother the guys so much, but the fact that one of the group had become distant was bugging all of the girls. They couldn't handle it when the group was an odd number. Amy had been AMAZING proof of that, bursting into tears when Randy had said he was traded to Smackdown. She had cheered up slightly when she found out Candice would be going too, although, the reality soon hit her, that they wouldn't be able to make the Monday night gatherings.
And NOW? All four girls were lying on the floor, trying to work out a way of making Adam return. "We can always use Hunter's sledgehammer. Threaten him." said Vicky, outlining her eyes in black kohl.
Candi laughed, "We could kidnap Maria. I mean, between the seven of us, we have two cars and a motor bike. Hunter wont let us use his precious Chevrolet and Jeff doesn't condone violence. But I'm pretty sure Randy would give us the motorbike in a heartbeat."
Amy, who was sitting beside Candice, hit her. "And where would her body go on a motorbike?"
"Point." said Candice, studying her nails and thinking hard.
"Girls. No violence. No kidnap. NOTHING illegal." said Lilian, the logical one of the group. "We need to make Ads realize he wants to come back."
Victoria sighed, "I miss Adam. He was like…He was…"
"The love of your life?" offered Candice. The other two giggled, as Victoria turned beetroot red.
"I DON'T like him. And, you guys never took the piss out of Amy when she liked Randy." Victoria said hurriedly, trying to cover her embarrassment.
"That's cause I was outright about it. And look at us now. I say, you tell Ads and six months down the line, me, Lil and Candi are picking out outfits for the babies." Amy said, smiling and twirling her engagement ring round her finger.
"GIRLS! Can we all just clarify this? We didn't take the piss out of Amy cause I used to live with her, before she moved right across the country to be with Randy in Cali but that's not a problem," said Lilian, laughing. "And we were never sure what she could do to me while I slept. You on the other hand, wouldn't hurt ANYONE in their sleep. Though we ALL know what you'd like to do to Adam in his bed."
Vicky glared. "Hate you," she muttered.
Amy laughed and stroked Vicky's hair. "I love you too baby." she giggled.
"Amy, is there something you aint telling me?" asked Randy leaning against the door.
"Damn boy. You really ARE a creep. You just appear now and again, from time to time. Are you a ghost?" asked Candice, frowning at the man she now called her brother.
"Yeah. That's it. Ghosts get people pregnant Candi," said Randy rolling his eyes. "Naw, uhh, Hunter told me to tell Lil something but it's gone RIGHT out of my head."
"Typical. Uhh Randy," said Victoria. "What do you think about this whole Maria thing?"
"Sweet girl. Not that bright. But I guess Adam likes bimbos," he replied, pushing himself off the wall.
"From the guy who is engaged to Amy. The girl who once asked, 'Do you think Jessica Simpson's IQ is higher than mine?'" replied Lilian.
"nah but seriously. Give it, a week. Two at the most, they'll be over. Because it'll come to Valentines day. And Maria will ask him how to spell his name. It's fine Vicky. You still got a chance," Randy laughed as Victoria turned red once again.
"Look. We'll leave it at that ok? Hunter should be done in the shower by now. Jeff is waiting at the hotel. And we're all here, Ads has already left. We're good to go." said Lilian.
"But how will we all get there?" asked Candice. "SHE isnt going on the back of ANY motorbike in her condition."
"She has a name. And I wasn't planning on. Vicky is," replied Amy.
"So that leaves three girls, a pregnant person and a guy to get into a car. Well, Ames is going in the front, cause she cant squeeze into her clothes never mind the back seat of a car. So that means us two are in the back. Is that ok?" asked Candice.
Lilian nodded. "Bye Vicks. By Rands. See you at the hotel." She said as she and Candice left to find Hunter.
"I'll see yah later. And Randy? Tell Jeff he has to go get me munchables. Only HE knows what to get. You get a load of shit and most of the time I wont eat it meaning I end up hungry. Meaning your KID is hungry, making ME angry" said Amy, kissing his cheek and walking off to catch up with the other two.
"How can she be so cranky and she's only twelve weeks?" asked Victoria.
Randy shrugged and grabbed his jacket, which he had thrown on the sofa.
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