It was New Years Eve, just like today! Various people stood infront of a giant clock that said Happy New Years! Billy stared upon it.
Billy: Grim do you ever have the feeling that we're in a story written by some guy who's penname is Insane Guy of DOOM?
Grim: Dat's da stupidist ting I've ever heard.
All of a suddening Danny appeared.
Danny: Hello and welcomem to the New Years Eve story thingy. Oh I can't do this! Come on who ever heard of a New Year's Eve special.
Billy: The Angry Beavers had one.
Sam: And its individual.
Grim: How da heck did you get here?
Ed: Bunnies are my friends!
Billy: Killer tomatoes! YEAH!!!!!!
An army of killer tomatoes marched on and grabbed Grim.
Grim: Hey what are doing? Hey, HEY! AHHHHH!
Billy: You show em' Grim!
Danny: This is just stupid.
Sam: No this is stupid. Give it up for the musical stylings of Goodbling and Irwin!
Goodbling: Yo, yo, yo, yo. Take it from my hippo man H2O!
H2O: (Makes funny noises with his hands and mouth that are like pahfdosahfah)
Eddy: Now what?
Ed: Lets sing a song!
Sam: I'm going to go kill myself. (leaves)
Ed: Old McMoosehead had a chicken. QUACK, QUACK, QUACK!
Jack-O-Lantern: Uhh, I guess this concludes our new years special. By.
GIR: IT HAS TWO LEGS! IT HAS TWO LEGS!