Pairing: CM Punk/Lita
Spoiler warning: none
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Summary: CM Punk's thoughts before the Survivor Series PPV.
I'm backstage at survivor series, doing my favorite activity of people watching. I'm teaming with Triple H, Shawn Michaels and the Hardy Boys later, but right now I'm watching the backstage chaos and doing my best to avoid Kelly Kelly.
I'm not interested in her, plus the fact she's at least nine years younger than me. Somehow the idea has gotten in her head that I like her and she is constantly after me. I may have hugged her in the ring on the show before Survivor Series, but that was just following storyline. Out of story line I'm not interested in her, and as I put in my blog on the WWE website, Knox needs to keep a shorter leash on her and not interfere in my matches.
As I'm going down the hall to meet with the others in both teams to go over the match, I pass Lita. I haven't had a chance to talk to her since we're on different shows, but my mind starts to wander off what I'm doing over to what it would be like to be hugging her on or off screen.
I wouldn't mind having a storyline with her either on Raw or ECW of hugging her in the ring, and actually doing more than that off screen. Meaning dating, I don't do one night stands.
Apparently I missed where I was supposed to go while my mind was wandering and have to turn around and go back to DX's locker room. I actually find it this time. I don't see Triple H or Shawn Michaels but do see the Hardys. I'm of two minds about asking them for information about Lita since she used to be part of their team the last time they were in the WWE.
Just when I'm about to ask, the others come in and I lose my chance. I hope I have time to ask later. Get more information about her and possibly use that information to start something.
I'll deal with the fact that we're on two different shows when I get there.