Title: Happy New Beers!

Author: Amethyst Hunter

Word count: 100

Rating: PG (Ban says a naughty word, heh)

Warnings/Spoilers: None

Disclaimer: I don't own GB.

Notes: Done to ring in 2007. Happy New Year, all!

Summary: Celebrating New Year's in typical traditional alcoholic fashion.


He'd heard of turning water into wine. But this, Ban thought, this went beyond ridiculous and took a serious Sunday drive into straight-up insanity.

At the bar, a tipsy Akabane poured yet another pair of Bloody Marys for himself and a stupidly grinning Ginji, as the smashed pair launched into their hundredth drunken rendition of "99 Bottles of Beer On The Wall."

"You shouldn't look so surprised," Himiko sighed. "He did say once that anything mixed with his blood becomes his own..."

Ban shook his head. "Not even I can drink that much and I'm one-quarter German, for fuck's sake!"