100-word BtVS / Doctor Who / Stargate SG-1 crossover. Minor spoilers for all three shows. All characters and settings belong to their respective authors / creators / production companies / etc., and this story is published without any intent to infringe copyright. It may not be distributed on a profit-making basis.
by Marcus L. Rowland
"So basically," said Dawn, "you're a teenager cloned from a much older man using advanced alien technology?"
"More or less," said Jenny. "The trouble is that it's not really the sort of thing you can discuss with boys, they just don't get it."
"Well, it's unusual, I suppose, but that's our speciality"
Jenny looked doubtful.
"We're not really a dating agency," said Dawn, "but it just happens I may know someone." She hit speed dial on her phone, waited, and said "Hi... Jon O'Neill?... you remember you said nobody understood your problems? Well... do I have a girl for you!"