It All Happened on New Year's Eve
I don't own Naruto or any of it's characters.
Really, you don't need the background….here's what happened…
Oh god, it was New Year's Day. The night before had been anything but tame. The time was 12:30 in the afternoon and NO ONE not even the take charge Sasori was awake. The apartment was very quiet, actually the only sound was the ticking clock in the kitchen. Here's how things looked after the night before: three girls were passed out in the middle of the living room floor. Sasori was asleep on the couch with another girl. Zetsu was asleep on the floor in Hidan and Kakuzu's room because Itachi was asleep with Dana in his bed, well actually Itachi would be changing the sheets that morning or Zetsu would hurt him. Kisame didn't get hardly any sleep because the only thing he could hear from midnight on was Marisol screaming in pleasure (more on that later).
By 1:00 Kisame began to stir only to wake from a dreary not complete sleep. He had a horrible headache and felt like he was going to throw up. His ears were ringing and it took all his strength to get up off the floor. He would have to stumble to the kitchen to make coffee. In another room, Dana had woken up to go to the bathroom. She stumbled like crazy until she hit the doorframe and then had to make her way across the hall.
"Dana…honey…" Itachi mumbled. But Dana just made some half asleep adorable sound and continued to wander to the bathroom. Itachi would anticipate her return. They would do what they do most mornings when they wake. Dana was gone for an unusually long time and so Itachi, half naked went to check on her. "Dana, are you okay?" Itachi asked her knocking on the door.
"Yeah, I'm just trying to find my bra, yeah." Dana said barely audible.
"Honey, it's in Zetsu's bed somewhere. Come on let's go back to bed." Itachi convinced her and he swept her up in his arms and took her back to Zetsu's room. At 1:15 Sasori rolled off the couch and into the floor.
"Fuck…..what the hell…oh god…." Sasori grabbed his head. The girl on the couch behind him awoke.
"Hey, are you okay I think you fell off." She said.
"Shiiiiiiiiit……please tell me we slept together and please tell me I used a condom…and….what the….Sasuke? Where the hell did you come from?" Sasori rolled over.
"Hey uh, Sasori. Where's my brother?" Sasuke was obviously not drunk and honestly he was the only person in the entire apartment who was not hung over or over sexed.
"You mean Itachi? God….Sasuke, he's probably banging Dana…uuuuuuuhhhh." Sasori was not feeling well. Meanwhile, in yet another bedroom…..
"Mmm…no one's kissed me like that, like ever." Marisol said softly. She held Deidara very close to her. He dug his hands into her long blonde hair. He smiled at her.
"Did you sleep well, yeah?" he kissed her again.
"Yes, yes I did." Marisol glowed like an angel. You see Marisol was one of Dana's only blonde gal pals. And what had happened the night before was at midnight, Deidara ended up making out with her, but his hormones got carried away and his hands ended up traveling up her skirt. Well, after he thought he had ruined his chances with her, she just smiled and pulled his hands up higher…..then some other stuff happened that I can't talk about but I'm sure you can imagine and now here we are. Oh, and yes….Marisol is Deidara's girlfriend now (after a long night of lying in his arms and not getting a whole lot of sleep) and he hasn't been able to let the reality set in ever since the night before.
That's a run down about the major events of the night before. Now let's go back to the present moment. Sasori and Kisame were currently having a cup of coffee in the kitchen and popping headache pills.
"Do we actually know who any of those girls are that are passed out in our floor?" Kisame asked slightly worried. Sasori shook his head.
"Well, I slept with the girl who is asleep on the couch. Her name is Laura and she's a friend of Dana's. Now the three in the floor….god Kisame I have no idea. But I think I knew their names last night." Sasori took another long drink. Soon Zetsu joined them in the kitchen.
"Hey, guys. That was a pretty crazy night last night." Zetsu said wearily.
"Tell me about it, I've never seen Hidan do shots like that." Kisame answered.
"Yeah, that and Kakuzu didn't fight with him at all." Zetsu slurred around.
"Zetsu, who the fuck are those girls in the middle of our living room floor?" Sasori asked.
"Uuuuuhhhhh, Dana's friends." Zetsu hesitated. It was at that moment their happy little conversation was interrupted by "Ooooooooooooooh! Gooooooooood! Oooooooooooh!" Sasori glared at Kisame, Kisame glared at Zetsu, Zetsu glared back at Sasori and thus the glaring came full circle.
"Okay, okay I know I'm really fucking hung over but I'm ready to bet that those cries come from Deidara's new hot piece of ass he's got underneath him."
"God, that girl is hot, almost as hot as Dana. And speaking of Dana I think that's Dana not…..god….what is her name!" Zetsu said.
"Okay, let's get this betting started." Sasori said beginning to pool money on the kitchen counter.
As you can see New Year's Eve was a wild time…maybe things will get better when everyone wakes up and becomes functional again?