Woo! I'm back...again! I really like this chapter! I find it quite humorous. Someone gave me the idea for it, so thank you for it! You'll know who you are when it gets around to it:D Enjoy and R&R!
Hunter: Rubbing forehead, muttering swear words under his breath.
Shawn: Plugging ears. Not listening to your muttering. Looks up. Welcome back!
Hunter: Huh? See's the camera is on. Sighs. Guess what? We have a new segment of Tea Time with DX…thanks to the asshole, Vince McMahon.
Shawn: Hunter! He is our boss! You can't say those things!
Hunter: Oh…I can. And I will. I have many more, much worse, but I'll save you guys the time.
Shawn: Sighs and shakes head. But, our new segment is where we will have a guest on the show! So that means, longer episodes! Woo!
Hunter: Yeah! And Shawn won't tell me who it is!
Hunter: Blinks. …Let's get on with the first caller. Pushes the button.
Shawn: What's your name?
Hunter: Mutters. That's a boring name…
Betty: Can you answer my question, please?!
Shawn: Of course. What is it?
Betty: When are you two going to retire?
Shawn: NEVER! Laughs maniacally. Pause.
Hunter: Stares at Shawn, then turns to camera. Anyways…uh, I don't know. Hopefully not for a long time. I wanna be like Ric, wrestling for God knows how many years, and still be on top. I want to be that.
Shawn: Same here. As long as my back will hold out, I'll be there, doing what I love, every Monday night. DX will be around for a loooooong time.
Hunter: Nods and hangs up. Another great starter call. Let's check out this one. Pushes button.
Shawn: What's your name?
Hunter: Another girl, huh? Shrugs. What's your question?
Veronica: Who is your special guest today? We're all dying to know!
Shawn: That, Veronica, is a secret! But I can tell you, you will blown away.
Hunter: Nods. To tell you the truth, I don't even know who it is, like I said earlier. Shawn- Turns to him –won't tell me!
Shawn: Patience, my dear friend, patience!
Hunter: If it's Viscera, I'm going to be very upset.
Shawn: No! It's not the World's Largest Love Machine!
Hunter: Thank God. Hangs up. Next!
Shawn: This is our last one, people! Make it worth it! Pushes the button.
Hunter: What's your name?
Hunter: Looks around, slightly confused. Where are you guys living?! The 1800's?!
Shawn: Hunter! Turns to camera. Sorry, Peggy, he didn't mean it. Punches Hunter in the arm.
Hunter: Yes I did! I very much so meant it!
Peggy: …Starts crying.
Hunter: Eyes widen. Peggy?
Peggy: Triple H hates me! Hangs up.
Shawn: Turns to Hunter, tapping his foot.
Hunter: Peggy?! Peggy, come back! I didn't mean it! It was a joke!
Shawn: Tsk, tsk, tsk.
Hunter: Oh, shut up, Playgirl model!
Hunter: …Joking. Really. I am.
Shawn: You better be. Turns back to camera. Now…for the moment you've all be waiting for! Our special guest-
Hunter: Sits up a bit straighter. Intense.
Shawn: Glances at him. Stephanie McMahon!
Shawn: Take that Eric Bischoff! Telling me I'm not controversial! HA!
Stephanie walks out.
Shawn: Welcome, Steph.
Steph: Thank you, Shawn. Glares at Hunter.
Hunter: Slouches in seat, glaring back.
Shawn: Tension is in the air people. You can cut it with a knife!
Hunter: Why is she here?!
Shawn: Vince said that we needed a guest! And he picked her!
Steph: Smirks. That's right, Triple H, me!
Hunter: I got you fired! Why are you here?!
Shawn: Vince said we needed a guest! And he-
Hunter: I know what he said!
Steph: Well, HBK, let's get on with these questions.
Shawn: Right. Well, first off, do you ev-
Hunter: I got one. Why are you here?!
Shawn: Vince said we ne-
Shawn: Shuts up. Uhm…I'm just going to let you two talk this over…Scoots chair back and watches them.
Steph: You didn't think that I pass up this opportunity, did you?!
Hunter: I would've!
Steph: Well you're not Stephanie McMahon!
Shawn: Cuts in. That's good. Or else he would look really bad in that skirt.
Stephanie and Hunter look at him.
Hunter: Looks back to her. Do you stalk me?! I got you fired so you could get away from me! Then you come and the GM of SmackDown! Then you come here! What is this hell I am in?!
Steph: You should've never messed with me, Hunter, way back in after your return. I am like a rash. You can get rid of me, but I will come back.
Hunter: What the hell does that even mean?! Gets up. I'm gone!
Shawn: Wait! Don't leave me here!
Hunter: Then come with me!
Shawn: We can't leave the show!
Steph: Laughing. Oh…Hunter, you never cease to amuse me.
Hunter: How about I amuse by sticking my foot up you-
Shawn: WHOA! Okay! We're done for today! Thanks for watching Tea Time with DX! Drags Hunter out of the room, leaving Steph there, still laughing.