-Apparates- The Hooded Menace has created another Harry Potter one-shot drabble thingy! It will probably offend a certain ship, but that matters not. Flame if you want, so long as you review!

Disclaimer - I pwn Harry Potter. However, I don't own him yet.

It's So Obvious

Harry entered the common room, then stopped, stunned. Hermione and Ron were, in Harry's opinion, rather awkwardly snogging.

"What the bloody hell is going on," he asked loudly, breaking the two apart.

"You see, Harry," Hermione explained, "The fans say that since Ron and I fight all the time, it's 'obvious' that we are in love."

"Yeah," Ron added, "I don't think so, but it could be worse. I could be you."

"And what do you mean by that?"

The two former snoggers exchanged significant looks.

"If Ron and I are made to be a couple because of our fighting, you do realize who that puts you with."

"No, actually, I don't," responded the boy-who-was-confused.

"Think really hard Harry. Who hates your guts and would like to kill you if you don't kill him first?"

"Buggering hell! You don't mean…"

"Yes Harry," Ron replied solemnly, "You love Voldemort."

Harry Potter is currently in the long-term care unit of St. Mungo's, where he spends his time curled in the fetal position babbling nonsense, some of which sounds curiously like 'keep the fans away.' Hopes of recovery are slim.