I dedicate this to eclipsedragon! She gave me the idea for this fic! Arigato eclipsedragon! And thank you all my fabulous (and I hope patient) reviewers! I'm SOOOO sorry!!!! But I had SOO much work! The 'rents dragged me out to the country to "get in tune with nature" WHICH MEANS NO TECH! I nearly died with my computer…

(coughs) Anyway… here is the sequel to "After Something Cinderella-Ish", it's called "New Mommy" as you can see. If this turns out well and I get good reviews it'll turn into a multi chapter fic! God! Two multi-chapter fics at once?!? That means each one will get updated less frequently…

"blah" is talking

'blah' is thinking

New Mommy

"I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE SERIOUS!!!!! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS?!?!?!?" A spazzing teenager screamed in a fury.

"weelll…" the gray haired man smiled, then said slowly and thoughtfully, "When I first told you that I was kidding. Buuut… since then I have gotten to know Saki very well."

"And I will be your new Mommy starting on December 25th… Christmas, one of the most romantic day of the year, (sigh) neh… darling?" This came from a lovely young woman with long black hair. She smiled one of her rare smiles at the much older man beside her, "don't you remember our first Christmas together?"

"Yes" he said clasping her hand "I loved you very much when our first Christmas came to pass"

She allowed a small blush to grace her pale cheeks before she answered in her traditional monotone, but this time softened with love "And I you"

'I-Is the witch flirting with shishou!?!?!?!!?' he thought. Out loud Kyo said "I DO NOT WANT HANAJIMA AS MY MOM!!!!!!!!! I WILL NEVER ALLOW IT!!!!!"

Saki placed a long finger on his lips and shushed him immediately, "do you see this?" and she gestured with her left hand "it is a symbol of our love. I love Kazuma and he loves me. We don't ask for your permission… just your blessing."

Kyo eyes, almost against his will, looked at her left hand. There, on her ring finger, was a diamond ring. It was a plain silver band, but the diamond was ebony black. But what really made him nauseous was what he knew was inscribed on it. It said (gag) "My angel". His lip curled. 'She's no angel! She's the goddamn OPPOSITE! How could shishou love her?!?'

"I do love Saki, Kyo." Kyo allowed himself to give a pleading look to the man who had raised him, "I want her to be mine forever. Please allow me this happiness Kyo. You will soon leave to be with Tohru… can't you allow me the same joy?"

'well… if Shishou really loves her… NO! He's MY dad damnit! I want him to be happy… but not with her! Why does he love her! WHY?!?' Then Kyo realized, a second too late, that he had blurted out "WHY?!?"

"Why?" Saki said, for once confused, "because we love each other and we want to be together for the rest of our lives."

"Though mine will definitely be shorter than yours, dear" Kazuma said, half-joking but also half serious, trying to warn her of that truth again.

She fixed those midnight black eyes on his gray one (A/N I dunno what his eye color really is so we're going for grey, since his hair is that color and it's surprising how many Furuba members hair and eye color match) "When you die… I will die too. You are my one true love."

"Saki…" he murmured, touched

Kyo looked at the smitten couple with disgust, embarrassment, disgust, unhappiness, disgust, eyebrow raising, and did we mention disgust? When the lovers (Kyo shuddered and banished that word to the farthest corner of his mind) started staring into each other's eyes and seemingly forgot about Kyo… he lost his temper, again.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING?!? STOP IT!!! THAT"S FRICKIN GROSS!!!!! NO WAY IN HELL ARE YOU GONNA GET ME TO APPROVE OF THIS!!!!! OR MY FREAKIN BLESSING"

Saki sighed, then she mouth twitched into what suspiciously resembled a smirk. Kazuma wrapped his right arm around her petit waist and whispered in her ear,

"So… next plan?"

She smiled the smile especially reserved for him and Tohru, the one full of love, and then she said "of course… on to plan B"

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Sooo…. How was it? Ya like? Drop me a review please! And I seriously need help for what "plan B" should be! That is… if anybody even LIKES this idea. This could be another oneshot or it could be a story… it's up to you!