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"You said that I'd be a babe magnet."

Franco laughed lightly, signing another calendar, glancing up to see the owner, a brunette, tall and skinny. He smiled his best smile, immediately gathering yet another phone number on another scrap of paper. He tilted his head to the side to whisper to Sean, "I said that the calendar was a babe magnet."

"My line," Sean lowered his voice as well, his eyes darting in front of him, comparing his line of autograph hunters with Franco's, "my line is all dudes."

"It isn't my fault."

"You're the one who told me to do this! You made me into a damn cowboy."

"I didn't make you into anything; I told you that you have to work your way up from the bottom of the pack. Next year you could… be a bi cowboy."

Franco couldn't help laughing again as Sean's eyes darkened, "I am never listening to you again."