I am insanely happy right now! I sort-of-mostly-kind-of proposed to my boyfriend Sirin and he said yes so we're now sort-of-mostly-kind-of boyfriends/fiancés!
But like hell I'm going to tell my family that can wait until a lot later.
FINAL CHAPTER IN CATNIP!!!
"Why is she here?" Harry hissed, glaring daggers at Hermione.
"She's changed Harry, I promise," Ron said, he really believed that Hermione had. He ignored the fact that no one else believed him and was on the other side of the room.
The twin's with Draco on their laps moved over as Bill and Charlie did the same, making room for Harry between them. Harry smiled at them and sat down.
"How have you guys been?" He asked Bill and Charlie who smiled.
"Excellent. Is it true that Severus is part Dragon?" Charlie asked excitedly, he was fascinated by Dragon's, that's why he worked with them in Romania. He elbowed Bill in the stomach when the longhaired man laughed at him.
Hermione chose that moment to speak. "How are the twin's doing?" She asked in faux interest.
"That's none of your business," Harry hissed, glaring at her. "Draco, are you okay?" He asked when he noticed how the blonde had stiffened when the twin's were mentioned.
Draco nervously half-glance back at the twin's before returning his gaze to the ground. "Harry, can I talk to you alone for a moment?" He slid off the twin's laps and practically dragged Harry out of the room. "I think I might be pregnant."
"Oh, wow, are you sure?" Harry asked, understanding how Draco was feeling. When Draco shook his head, an idea came to mind. "Why don't we ask Sev for a pregnancy test potion?"
After a moment of thought, Draco nodded and followed Harry down the stairs. He stared at the floor while Harry whispered into Severus' ear, he could almost feel the weight of his Godfather's gaze on him.
"Draco," Severus said and Draco reluctantly met his eyes. "I will give it to you, but you will have to tell you're parents depending on what it is," he ordered firmly and received a soft nod from Draco. "Good, you'll have tomorrow."
Harry smiled and gave Severus a quick kiss before returning upstairs with Draco trailing behind him. As soon as he opened the door, he was shoved out of the way by Fred and George who attached to Draco like he was a magnet. "Sorry," they said when the shoved him out of the way again and he fell.
"Hey, let's play Quidditch!" Ron said and everyone responded enthusiastically. "Come on, let's go! Last one there's a blast ended squirt!" He yelled and they charged down the stairs.
Just when they were about to burst out the front door, Severus called Harry, making him stop dead and everyone slam into him since had been on the front. They ended up in a large pile just in front of the door.
After extracting himself from the dog pile, he went over to his husband. "Yeah?" He asked and found himself locked in a deep, passionate kiss. By the time it was over, he was dazed and everyone else had laughed and rushed off to the field.
"Nothing," Severus smirked and slapped Harry's ass as the cat-teen rushed towards the door.
Arthur just laughed as he watched the exchange and laughed more when the twin's started to softly kneed his leg like little kittens.
Harry was nearly to the field when Hermione came out form behind a tree, wand drawn. He stopped, reach into his back pocket for his own but found it empty.
"Looking for this?" She smirked and pulled Harry's wand from her own pocket. Still smirking, she slipped it back into her pocket and slowly approached Harry. "You're an abomination, you're son's are abominations, and you're husband is too. So I'm going to kill you all, starting with you."
Hermione had obviously never learned rule number one, never threaten a mother's children, and since Harry has carried and given birth, he was a mother. His fingernails lengthened into sharp claws as his pupils slit and teeth turned into sharp points.
Noticing the change, Hermione laughed. When Harry charged at her, she cast a spell causing him to slam back into the ground, hissing and yowling in pain. There was one thing she didn't count on and that was Severus.
"Severus?" Arthur asked when Severus suddenly stood and rushed out the door, his eyes burning red.
Running as fast as he could, Severus came over the hill to see Hermione shooting spell after spell at Harry, making him yowl louder and louder. His anger grew as did his power. "Ms. Granger," he growled, his voice taking on a heavy hiss.
Hermione looked over just as Severus transformed. She shrieked and tried to run only to find herself quickly over come by the massive Dragon that was Severus Snape.
Severus pinned her to the ground with one massive front foot, the talons digging into the ground around her. Slowly, he pressed harder and harder down, crushing the life out of her. When she finally stopped screaming, he released her only to snap her up in his massive jaws, ripping her apart before eating her.
Bill, Charlie, Fred, George, Draco, and Ron had all run over to see what was happening as soon as soon as they had heard the yowling. Even though Severus was still a Dragon, they rushed over the hill to see if Harry was okay.
Just as they got close, Severus released a torrent of thick, clear, foul smelling liquid on Ron followed by Hermione and Harry's wands. As soon as he was finished with that, he transformed back into a human and was immediately at Harry's side, imaging the worse.
"Don't you dare be dead," he hissed in Harry's ear as he felt for a pulse. He almost cried out in relief when he found a weak one. "You have two sons to take care of, think of them."
Harry woke to a familiar white ceiling. With a groan, he sat up, holding his head in his hand. "Hospital wing," he said to himself, looking around at the familiar room.
"Oh thank god you're awake!" Septus sighed loudly in relief, standing up from the chair next to the bed. "You've been out for a week, I just got Severus to go take care of the twins a few hours ago."
"What happened?" Harry asked, all he could remember was Hermione hitting him with a spell.
"Well, that bush headed freak knocked you out and tortured you, then Severus came and ate her and barfed all over Ron, or at least that's what I heard," Septus said as if he was talking about the weather. "Be right back, I'm going to go tell Sevvy that you're alive," he smiled and left the room only to have his spot taken by Draco who had an excited look on his face.
Draco smiled and hugged Harry. "I'm pregnant!" He said giddily and hugged Harry again. "They're both the father!"
"I won't ask," Harry laughed and fell silent when Severus entered the room.
Draco looked over his shoulder and saw Severus. WIth a knowing smile, he left the room.
THE END!!!! THERE WILL BE A SEQUEL!!!!