Yet Another Party
Disclaimer: I only own Raeynne, Estelena, and Amowiel. Such a tragedy.
Trianna took the book from Roran and turned the page.
"lts throw a party1111" the rebels shoutd/
"yay11" Estelena and Amowiel and Raeynne (A/n: Rorinridher I forgiv u since u gave back mi postr)
"No!" Roran shouted.
"Roran," Nasuada began, "I'm sorry, but I'm afraid you're about to be kicked out of the dead club."
"At least we won't suffer the party alone, Erimunchkins," Murtagh muttered.
A long fight ensued in which the combined strengths of Arya, Galbatorix, and Durza were needed to pry the two boys apart. When the chaos was over, they turned their attention back to the written chaos that was Teh Saviuor of Alagaesha.
"Well, now that Eragon got that out of his system, I'd like to finish the sentence," Trianna said.
"Do it," Galbatorix ordered. "And if you don't do it, I'll make Durza do it."
"I'd do it anyway," Trianna said.
"Then do it now," Galbatorix said.
"You're not doing it fast enough."
Trianna took a deep breath, glared at Galbatorix, and said, and Dragon Head…
Murtagh and Roran both started chuckling, and Galbatorix yelled, "Durza, hurt them."
The shade seemed disinclined to acquiesce to his request, and Trianna finished the sentence without any further mishaps.
And Murtag and Rory (A/N; I rough him back to cause rorinridher's forgiven) cheered.
"Roran," Orrin said, "I am afraid that Nasuada, Arya, Durza, Katrina, and I are going to have to expel you from the dead club."
Roran assumed a pouting expression not dissimilar from his cousin's and his cousin's girlfriend's.
"I'm sorry, Roran," Katrina said, patting her fiancé's hand, "but we really can't allow living people in the dead club. It would be very strange."
Roran stopped pouting.
Thn the partay started. Well firs tthey got tressed ann all and the girls were presented as saviuors of the Varden from Naswadda (A/N: Thanks to Shannon for that new mutilation). Well cep Raeynne caus she really didno do nothing.
Raeynne did do something, and they're not giving her credit for
it?" Angela remarked. "How very rude of them."
Commenting on a double negative? Solembum sneered. Can you at least try to be creative?
"Nasty little blighter," Angela muttered.
First Leni caem down th tairs cause she was the on who killed Nausea (An/: ge it? Cause she makes you nauseaous?)
"I hate when she tries to be clever," Nasuada groaned.
"You don't induce nausea, just so you know," Murtagh told her.
Except when she makes your stomach do odd things, Thorn teased. Thankfully, no one else heard.
She was waring a dres that mached her eyes.
"Then it must be a very colorful dress," Angela said sagely.
"I suppose it's beautiful," Katrina added bitterly.
"Actually, considering her eye color, it probably clashes," Nasuada said, and everyone except Durza started laughing. Even Galbatorix laughed, as shocking as that was.
"What color are her eyes?" the Shade asked.
"I believe they're blue-violet flecked with green and gold," Katrina replied.
"They are," Eragon said. "There's a little gray in there as well."
"How did you remember?" Trianna asked.
He'd be a horrible…what's the word she uses…bf, is it? Well, he'd be a horrible whatever if he couldn't remember all those colors, Solembum said.
Everyone gasped a the sight of such beyootiful colors and an ever more beyootiful girl1 Then shey strarted bowing down to her in all her glory.
"It had to happen sometime," Angela sighed. Then she looked up at Galbatorix and shouted, "Don't even think about it."
Nezt came Amowiel who was just as hawt as Estelena. Her long red hair blowed down her smooth slender paleishly tand white back. Her dress also mtched her eyes.
"At least green and black look good together," Katrina said.
"Her looks are a walking contradiction!" Durza explained.
been through this before," Arya said. "Where have you
"I've been in Vegas," Durza reminded them.
"Oh, that silly place," Galbatorix said. "Poor Shade. You could have been serving me."
Every raised her as they did Leni, nd then Raeynne came in through the side entrance She waas waering a floorlengh blue govwn that matched her blue eyes and her long blond hair was pulled into a blond bun.
"Someone needs to call the Redundancy Department of Redundancy," Durza sneered. Everyone stared at him, wondering where the Shade came up with this phrase.
Then the paty began. Te entrie group broek into a dance, and the song were curtesty of Estelena, who had awesome taste.
The first song was Bless the Broken Road. (Guess who it was decicated to.)
I really don't want to read her whole sickeningly devotional
speech," Trianna said.
"Unfortunately, the rest of us love watching him suffer, so read it," Murtagh said.
"Alright, Murtagh, but she'll probably have to read yours," Nasuada added.
The red rider gritted his teeth and said, "I'll stick it out if she reads his."
"She is sitting right here," Trianna retorted. "And by the way, Murtagh, you did ask for it."
"I would like 2 decicate this song ot my GonnyWonny"
The Varden awed.
"I think she's missing a was in there," Durza said. "As is, 'The Varden was awed by the sheer horror, stupidity, and hilarity of such a nickname."
give you one thing, Durza," Arya said, spitting the name.
"That was well said."
"Thank you," the Shade said, seemingly perplexed by such treatment.
"Get on with it!" Galbatorix shouted.
It's sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo kewt11111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
Just like him. So, here goes."
"That wasn't as long as I'd expected," Murtagh said. "When you consider how much room the sos and the ones took up, it was."
Then the song played, and Amowiel picked the nex tone. It was toxi.
"This is dedicated Taggy-hunny, cuase it's like, sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo true1111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111"
"Aw, Murtagh, she must not love you much," Nasuada said. "Your so didn't take up as many lines as Eragon's did."
take less from it," Murtagh declared.
"I was teasing," Nasuada said.
"I knew that."
"Keep reading!" Galbatorix shouted.
Then the dancing strated. It got good and a whole bunch o shit happened. The stupid dwarvs started a fight with the orcals.
"The what?" Katrina asked.
"Urgals?" Nasuada suggested.
Then Leni and Amowiel jumpd on a talbe and screemed "Stop it111111111111111"
The dwarfvs and orcals who were grateful to her for savin them from Pnasauda and sotppd the fight. Cept fo r Orik.
"If she kills me now, may I join the dead club?" the dwarf asked.
The members nodded.
"I willnot shtop fighing the enemys of min race1" the drunk dwarf shouted
"Oh yeah?" Amowiel said. "Well atch this.' And thnka sto her amazingness the fighting darf burst into flames.
"I think she's running out of ideas. That's how she killed me," Arya said dryly.
Everyon cheered cause nobody liked Orik anyway. Ten the dancing strated again. Even th dwarfs cheered.
"That makes no sense. Mine race cares very much for me," Orik said.
"Dwarf, I will be killed off as well, so shut your mouth," Galbatorix shot back.
Thn th dancing stared again. It was pretty dam hawt1 And everyone talked about how kewt Raeynne and Roran looke dhow sexhay Amowiel and Murtag looked and how hawt Eri and Leni looked.
"Trianna, when do the sex scenes start?" Murtagh asked warily.
"Soon," she said with a gulp.
Then someone made a toat.
"To out wonderful saviuors of Alagaesha."
"But they haven't killed Galbatorix yet," Angela protested.
At least she brought up the title, Solembum pointed out.
love th m so much and ther's no one better to rid us of theevul
that is King Galbrattleaxe. And the world will be a btter place
because of them.
"Somebody, kill me," Arya said.
"She killed you three times," Murtagh pointed out.
"Then why aren't I dead?" Arya shouted.
"You are in the story."
"Until she brings me back to life."
"Nobody said this was logical."
"We've noticed," Galbatorix cut in. "Now, please, let the sorceress finish."
"And we will make Amowiel quen of Alagaesha after its' all done cause shes Galbrattelaxe's daughter.
"But don't they consider me a usurper?" Galbatorix asked.
"We do," Nasuada replied.
"Then how can my kingship be hereditary? Galbatorix continued. Then he added hastily, "At least in your point of view."
"This isn't logical," Angela replied.
"I have a question," Orrin put in. "Is any of this logical at all? I mean, we're all enemies, yet we're sitting here, reading this book, united in a common hatred of those things. Durza came back from another world, and so did this book. So, is it so awful for the book to be illogical?"
I say that that story has slightly less logic than this situation does, Saphira decided.
"I'll give it that," Orrin said. "Now may we continue?"
"I'm the only who's allowed to ask for continuation," Galbatorix snapped.
"Oh," Orrin said.
"Read," Galbatorix ordered.
"And Rorin'll be there chief adviro even if he fell in love with the Estelena-wannabe Raeynne.
"Are the characters ever more than just this author's mouthpieces?" Durza asked.
"No, I don't believe so," Angela said.
"And all'll be great111111111111111'
And everyon yelled, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooyttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111"
"That's a new extended word," Angela pointed out.
Then Amowiel leaned over and whispered to Murty, "this partie's cool and all, I mean Leni organized it, but isn' there something more ufn we would be doing?"
"I'm thinkin' what your thinkin'," Taggy-honey said iwht a smexy wink.
Then they ran upstias togther. Well, they had to stop on the stairs for Amowiel to give Murty a little relief. (An: Blowjob. Duh111)
"Durza, explain the Earth slang to me," Murtagh said.
The Shade gave a resigned sigh and whispered in Murtagh's. Soon the red rider's head was filled with Thorn's nearly hysterical laughter.
Then they went upstairs shutthe doro and got down to it.
"She's sooooooooooooooooo tasteful," Arya said. Then she glared at Orrin when he made a move to grab the book. "Don't worry," she told him. "I'm not being contaminated."
"That's good," Orrin said. "That's very good."
Arya smiled at the king (or rather, gave something that resembled a smile), and Durza rolled his eyes.
Then Eri cariied Estelena up the staris bridal styel. Everyone oohed and ahhed. After they made love….
"Are you telling me that she didn't describe it?" Eragon asked Trianna. The sorceress nodded, and Eragon's mouth dropped open in shock.
Eragon looked over at Estelena and said, "My llve, will you marry me?"
"yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyessssssssssssssssssssssssss1111111111111111111111" Estelena shriked cutely and hawtly.
"We'll may in the morning thin," Gon-Gon declared.
"Okay1" Estelena—here, Trianna paused to glare at Roran, Orik, Murtagh, and Eragon before uttering the infamous—ejaculated. Much to her surprise they did laugh.
Instead Roran turned to Eragon and said, "Well, cousin it's about time, considering the number of times you two have slept together."
The blue rider growled at him, and the story jumped to Roran and Raeynne.
So, basically, Roran an Raeynne went upstiar,s did it for the second (A?N: Only the second? Pshh) time and then Roran asked her to marry him and she said syes.
And that'sht eend of the that chapter. Next chappie is the wedding. Betchalll can't wait.
"I can," Orik said. "Unfortunately, I'll be the one reading it."
And no wfor the review responses.
Quen of the Unknown: Well Raeynne's back so you got that at least. NAd wtf? Weople who flam me arne't sane. And all CP's charries are good.
"CP?" everyone asked.
"He's our creator," Durza informed them. "I really dislike him. He killed me off."
ILUVERAGON: I know I've been so bad about that.
Leila: she's back fuck off
xLzM: I will not111111111111111
IheartEragonxMarySUe: I know weren't they awful I twas so fun to kill them
The 3-sueslayer: Well their beck dso your complaints don't mean shit
EraGOn-gon: Finally sobody else hates her11111111111111
Friendlyfangirl: well it's been undone
The Keeper of the Truth: wat? Eri/Saphy is gross1
"What?" Eragon exclaimed.
That is disturbing, Saphira agreed. I hope that that hack's never written.
It will be, Solembum said.
China sells silk? SInc ehwne?
Dagger Pen: well random raocz
And there is the next chapter. Sorry that it took so long to get up. Next one will either be a hack (and I know which one) or the wedding, so it shouldn't take me too long because I know what's going to happen.
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