This may be the first of many hilarious oneshots, beware...
Title- "Link! Stop that!"
Princess Zelda has a delema.
It is very serious.
Should she let him continue what he was doing-
-and let the horses over eat?
-and all the farm animals become fat?
Well, he is the hero of time.
When she married him she had no idea about this habit…
No wonder Navi was so eager to leave…
Of course, when he was younger this habit might have developed then…
But the poor target, no one deserved this kind of constant cutting…
"Link! Stop cutting the grass!"
"Zelda! It calms me! And I need practice!"
"no more using the grass for sword practice! You've cut all the grass in Hyrule!"
"but it keeps coming back! Ganon is doing it!"
This was one habit Zelda was going to have a hard time breaking.
Like I said, the first of what could be lots of hilarious oneshots. Review!