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Items mentioned in Book Six are mentioned in this chapter!
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Nothing but Sense Ch.5
Scene: The Gryffindor Common Room…Saturday before Lunch…
Characters: HP: Harry Potter and R: Ron are laying wizards chess. H: Hermione and G: Ginny are knitting M: Moira busy reading and S: Sam is writing avidly on parchment.
What do you think of that! What a fun way to explain a scene while refreshing your memories….
M: Sam, what are you writing?
S: An apology letter…
M: To who?
H: Who do you think?!
HP R: (begin laughing loudly)
S: Oh shut-up! (Throws book at Harry's head)
HP: Hey! We're trying to play chess here!
(A girl walks into the room)
V: Erm, yeah.
S: What are you doing here?!
V:Well, I transferred…by boyfriend is here too.
M: Where? (Jumps up and frantically looks for him)
V: He's a ravenclaw.
S: So you finally hooked up with someone…
R: Checkmate! (Jumps onto table)
H: Ron, get off the table…
R: (Sticks out tongue) Make me!
H: Okay. Ron I want to spend the whole day with you, lets start with a picnic!
R: (wipes off drool) Alright!
(Ron and Hermione walk out)
(Ron's head reappears)
R: The whole day TOGETHER!
S: (Still scribbling madly) Don't even.
M: Aren't you done?
S: As a matter of fact...I am.
M: Lemme have it!
S: (shrugs) Okay.(Pulls out pie)
M: I didn't mean that!
(Ducks as Sam throws pie)
HP: Ginny you're awefully quiet…
G: (Frowns as she tries to refocus on her knitting) Oh, shut your pie hole!
S: (Somehow aquires anther pie) Pie? (Throws pie at Ginny)
G: (Now covered in pie) Why you….
HP: Someone's moody today!
G: That's it! I've had it with you Harry! (Slaps Harry and walks off)
S: I agree, Harry, she is moody today.
M: Sam! Your letter to Peter has fallen into the fire!
S: (Looking innocently at letter) Oops, how careless of me!
V: Well I'd better pop off to see my beau…
M: Bye Vicky!
S: Now what…
M: We could…no. Well we…no…. Hmmm. I know we should…NO…
S: Okay you got nothing. So Harry our first dates in Hogsmeade right?
HP: Yeah…I just got to destroy a horxicruxe first.
S: What?! But Harry-poo you promised that you'd save the world later. That I Sam came first!
M: First off-When did they start dating and Second-Ewwww! But Harry if you promised…and besides us, girls always come before the fate of the world.
S: And its not like anything really bad could happen. Just millions of people dying and Lord Whatsisface taking over!
HP: (Totally brainwashed) You're right, nothing that bad will happen…
TO BE CONTINUED…
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