OK GUYZ AZ OF NOW DA STORY IZ COMPLET BECUZ I CUNT FINK OF NETHING 2 ADD!
so i wil answer mi oh-so-adoring fanz reviows
Is this supposed to be a fanfic? I can't understand a single word in there. Perhaps you should place it under the 'e-language' section.
- There's an e-language section? Golly!
Is this story a joke?
If it's not, then I'd like to say it has interesting content. However, it's incredibly hard to read, and the title is spelled wrong, unless that was spelt like that on purpose. One way to attract readers is to keep everything in the summary looking neat, and grammatically correct, and in the story even neater.
Plot wise, the story is interesting. but it doesn't explain a lot.
As an afternote, it might help not to refer to people as 'preps' and 'posers'.
If I am being incredibly daft (which I probably am) and this is just some kind of prank then ignore me.
- Yes, miss SyicoChica, yes, it is.
abuseYou know, I haven't EVER been mean to ANYONE on this site, but... Here's some harsh yet true advice:
Get over yourself. People are people. Labels suck. If you don't want "preps" or "posers" or read your fanfic, don't even freaking post.
Spelling and net speak. Seriosuly, dude, are you failing your english class?! I couldn't understand anything.
You're very stereotypical; if you, in real life, call yourself "gothic" (please note how I spelt that), they don't actually care about who's what. My best friend is "gothic" but she could give a dang less about any labels or anything. Even I, who's labeled as "skater/emo" by my friends and such, don't give anything!!
And, also, why are you having all of these celebrities from real life in England at Hogwarts?! And, wizards/witches don't use electricity, my dear. Therefore, they don't exactly play the electric guitar. Another thing, it's Amy Lee. Not Ami Ley.
Oh, almost forgot. Don't relate these things to Satan. Truck loads of people here support differents religions where, some of which, they feel very strong about Satan, and, in turn, it does offend some people.
Really, satansblood, do every writer and reader here a favor because I'm sure you've offended plenty on here by what you've said- get a better attitude, improved grammar and spelling, and write accurately enough so that none of the characters are OOC. Plus the exclamation points and then ones are very... "noob" like and un-necessary, kiddie.
Oops, I guess I'm a "prep" because I sort of flamed. Whoops, but you're no better, Miss I'm So Superior and Goth That I Hate Preps and Posers. By the way, it's FLAME. Not flam, smart one.
Hope that helped! Now have a nice day now, ya hear?
The Original wOlfiE
- Wow, I guess some people on this site do practice good manners and courtesy. "By the way, it's FLAME. Not flam, smart one." ..Oh? Do I detect a hint of sarcasm?
You're the same fukin idiot who wrote that awful story "My Immortal"
God...I thought from the 30+ flames that you had given up writing, but sadly...I guess you're REALLY REALLY STUPID!
However, I do agree with you on one thing: Gerard Way is hot.
But you're the worst writer in the history of the known universe! Get a life you suicidal -bomb!
- "But you're the worst writer in the history of the known universe!" I know, I am, aren't I. Especially when you put "You're the same fukin idiot.." It's spelt "fucking." "Get a life you suicidal -bomb!" So.. is that what you'd say to an actual suicidal person? Tell them to get a life? Ha.. I guess. But not in that context.
WHAT THE are you THINKING?!
I can't even understand half the you're talking about!
AND I AM NOT A PREP...I am a loner
- I'm a loner too D
Do you mean goth? No offense, but did you read the rules for this site? You're not supposed to use chatspeak and I can just barely read this.
God, answering reviews bore me. I shall only post the lolworthy ones from now on.
WHAT THE MOTHER IS THIS, THIS IS THE WORST PEICE OF I'VE EVER READ; AND THATS SAYING SOMETHING. YOUR PROBALY NOT EVEN GOTH JUST SOME POSER WHO TAKES LABELS A LITTLE BIT OVER THE TOP. THIS STORY SUCKS YOU SHOULD NOT WRITE NOT BE ALLOWED TO USE THIS WEBSITE AND NOT EVEN BE ABLE TO USE THIS FREAKIN LANGUAGE OR ANY FOR THAT MATTER. I agree with what Deathgirl997, FuNkIeXkITiE, Ghostfoxx2oxx,The IRish Mob, .black.ice.wolfie, and marauder-chick 101 said. They're all right
- To be honest, I think you took this story a little bit over the top. XD
"...you." billy took a setp colser 2 me. he garpped ma butt and we frenched passivly. i learned agianst a tree and we started kissin evereywher and billi clambed on tap of me. we strated 2 hav teh secks. i evan took off mah bra."
This is the funniest I have ever read!
Bravo, Tara! Brava! Claps
- I laughed too, when I was writing it.
sweet lord you have gotten 42 reviews in 2 days.and im just adding to the list!watch out for taras lawyers!
Come on now Tara its time you got yourself sectioned.
- Stop calling me Tara! D
Awesome parody, I love the random 'Snoop Dogg' insert.
- Thank you. :)
This is excellent!
How can anyone think she author does this seriously, have you noticed all the names and insults (, cuming room), are correctly spelled?
This is one hell of a hoax and to keep on going is seriously admirable.
Put in some religious fanatism, will you?
- Wow, one of a handful of intelligent people on this site.
XD So I don't know what's funnier- your fic, or all the reviewers who are taking it seriously.
- Neither do I.. XD
"he could go realli high without us havin 2 kick him in da balls lol)"
I'll admit it. That made me laugh.
"me and billy frenched paassivly"
WTF does 'paassivly' mean? It pops up in all of these 'goffik' stories and I have NO GODDAMN IDEA what it means!
- That made me laugh, too. :D
My, we are a well fed troll, aren't we?
It's not Tara, people, it's taking the out of Tara. Hence for those who haven't worked it out, Snoop Dogg. Tara misspells Snape as Snoop in one place; this author has made it manifest. One thing you don't quite get is that I think Tara clearly uses a spellchecker, at least some of the time - as far as I can see the only explanation for such gems as "passive Frenching" - she presumably attempted to type "passionate" into a spellchecker and picked whatever it came up with. This occurs elsewhere in her opus, "masticating" famously. So there is your aspect that can be improved, otherwise a fine troll, but 7/10 for that reason.
Love and kisses.
- "Tara misspells Snape as Snoop in one place; this author has made it manifest." ..Somebody noticed! D
abuseOnce you said "so i herd u liek mudkips", all my doubts were removed.
Obvious troll is obvious.
- Obviously. I was trying to be obvious from the start. You could say I was parodying the trolling parodies that have appeared since Tara's masterpiece became world-famous.
Sw33t D4rk Ange1z
Crystal: Hi Tara, you illterate ...guess what..it's us again! So please tell me...why how may more accounts are you going to make...Hm...oh and when are you going to commit suicide...you keep promising it to us a lot...have you bought a dictionary yet...well judging by this story I would say... HELL NO! YOU ARE STILL POLLUTING WITH YOUR FOUL ! AND GUESS WHAT...I'M DSYLEXIC TOO! BUT I HAVE JASMINE TO HELP ME WRITE! YOU JUST HAVE YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU'RE A PATHEITC LITTLE LOSER WITH NO FRIENDS!
Jasmine: YOU, YOUR SISTER AND YOUR BEST FRIEND NEED TO STAY OF THIS SITE FORVER! OH AND BY THE WAY...I HAVE A STRONG SUSPICION THAT YOU ARE ALL THREE PEOPLE STUCK TOGETHER...WANNA KNOW WHY...BECAUSE YOU ARE LONELY LOSER WHO WISHES TO BE LIKE ONE OF HER MARY-SUES! AND GUESS WHAT...WE ARE NOT PREPS! WE WEAR EYELINER...WE LISTEN TO GERARD WAY! I FEEL SORRY FOR MCR, GC AND AMY LEE...HECK I FEEL SORRY FOR J.K. ROWLING! YOU'VE BASICALLY EMBARRASED THEM ALL!
FLAMING ! YOU'VE SERIOUSLY US OFF!
- God, some people just don't understand lulz.
..Ha. I just went through and answered to the ones I felt stood out among the rest. Well.. since most of them consisted of "Don't breed" etc., and the majority of them were either "I HATE YOU SO MUCH YOU'VE SERIOUSLY PISSED ME OFF" or "LOL THIS TROLL IS AWESOME", I didn't have much to choose from. :D