All Star Alchemist

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Somebody once told me homunculi will roll me

I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed

She was looking kind of dumb with her wrench and automail

After trying to fix mine without fail

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Well the death starts coming and it don't stop coming

After mom, Nina, 'n' Hughes, I just wanna start running

Didn't make sense not to search for the stone,

Gotta be our way, so we burned down our home,

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So much to learn so much to try

So what's wrong with finding the stone, right?

You'll never know if you don't go

You'll never find it if you don't show

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Hey now, you're an Alchemist, Use equivalency, transmute,

Hey now you're the FullMetal, find the stone to restore,

All those red stones are fake,

Only the real deal will get your bodies from the gate,

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It's Mustang's office and you know it gets worse

It's bad enough 'thout being called short by a horse,

And being chased around by an Alchemist killa',

Judging by the pocket watch, Scar's gonna getcha,

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The enemies we face are getting pretty mad

The sins are real deadly, so you might as well be bad,

My dad's a real jerk, how about yours?

He comes back and I punch him, that never makes me bored,

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Hey now, you're an Alchemist, Use equivalency, transmute,

Hey now you're the FullMetal, find the stone to restore,

All those red stones are fake,

Only the real deal will get your bodies from the gate,

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Somebody once saw me not use a circle for alchemy,

It's 'cause I saw inside of the ga-ate,

Thought it was the truth, it was in my youth,

Unlike my teacher who thought she saw hell,

Which is weird 'cause she IS hell!

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Well the death starts coming and it don't stop coming

After mom, Nina, 'n' Hughes, I just wanna start running

Didn't make sense not to get our bodies back,

My real limbs 'n' Al's body, that's a fact,

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So much to learn, so much to try,

So what's wrong with finding the stone, right?

You'll never know if you don't go,

Go!

You'll never shine if you don't go,

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Hey now, you're an Alchemist, Use equivalency, transmute,

Hey now you're the FullMetal, find the stone to restore,

All those red stones are fake,

Only the real deal will get your bodies from the gate.

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Note: Well... I thought it was funny... but tell me what you think! I tried to put as many elements of FMA as I could in it.

Oh yeah, one person suggested that I make this into a bunch of FMA turned songs. I can't do that because I wouldn't be able to think of anything else.