I own no part of these characters. They belong to a much more talented person. And apparently I don't even own my own mind any more. It's been subsidized for more space for those weird little mind bunnies. (They do keep multiplying.)

Just a short little PWP. Kind of stupid but I think it's something Gojyo would do.

Not one of my better ideas but you roll with what you got.


Gojyo's surprise

Gojyo walked into the central area of the suite the group was staying in carrying a small flat bag.

"Hey monkey is Sanzo here?"

"Nope. He and Hakkai went to get something for the trip."

"Damn."

"What's in the bag?"

"Nothing." Gojyo hid it behind his back.

"Come on let me see." Goku jumped up.

"I said I don't have anything."

"Is it something dirty? Like one of your magazines?"

"Yeah that's it, now go away." Glad his habit gave him a good excuse for the package.

"Hakkai said they may be back in an hour."

"How long ago was that?"

"Uummm! I don't know"

"You're useless stupid monkey."

"Shut up you pervy water sprite."

"Ah! I give up. I don't feel like fighting right now." Gojyo went to the bedroom he was sharing with Sanzo. 'Now where can I hide this?' he thought to himself.

There did not seem to be any hiding spot in the room. "Well what the hell do I do now?"

"What?"

Gojyo jumped when he heard that voice. "Oh! Sanzo, you're back."

"Who were you expecting?" Sanzo twitched an eyebrow up. "Your lover?"

"Yep!" He pasted a huge smile on his face. "Oh look! here he is now." He closed the door as he slid an arm around the blonde.

"Jerk." Sanzo lightly smiled. "So what were you trying to hide?"

"What?" The water sprite tried to sound innocent.

"Let me see."

"No." Gojyo pouted.

"Give it to me now." Sanzo demanded.

"But it's a surprise."

"I hate surprises remember." Sanzo gave him his best priestly scowl. "Hand it over." He held out his hand.

"Okay but remember you asked for it." He passed the package to Sanzo. Then he watched as the facial expressions changed in rapid progression.

It went from annoyance to confused. "What the hell is this?" He held out the package.

Gojyo only smiled.

Sanzo opened the package and glanced up at Gojyo, then down at what was in his hand, then back to Gojyo.

"Well do you like it?"

"What the fuck do I do with this?"

"You wear it." He watched as the plastic was peeled off.

"It's sticky." A displeased frown was on the beautiful face.

"It's supposed to be."

"And you want me to wear this?" Sanzo held it up.

"Sure do."

"Why me?"

"Because you'll look best in it, lover."

Sanzo sighed and eyed the redhead again. "But it's candy."

Gojyo nodded.

"And it looks like underwear."

"Surprise. It's candy underwear."

Sanzo gave him a look that said he really doubted Gojyo's sanity right at that point.

"Its candy pants for later tonight, you know for my 'snack'"

"Hummm!" He glanced between Gojyo and the surprise and then it dawned on him. OH! For that."

"Thought it might add a bit of flavor."

Sanzo blushed to the roots of his hair and Gojyo waggled his eyebrows.

"Now when you tell me to bite you it'll be fun."

Sanzo could only groan.