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It was an abnormal day in the life of Severus Snape. For something
strange had just happened. Severus Snape had had an actual conversation
with a being of the female gender. When said feminine being had to attend a
meeting Snape seized the opportunity to flee. He made a hasty retreat to the
fastness of his darkened room. When he arrived, Snape shut the door firmly;
collapsing against it. He was very flustered while at the same time excited.

His mass of emotions culminated into a feeling of confusion"OH MYGOD!!!
I WAS JUST ALONE WITH A GIRL FOR FIVE WHOLE MINUTES!!!
AHHHHHHHH! THAT'S NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE! OUIJA BOARD!
WHAT DO I DO NOW?!?," his anxious shouts broke the silence in the Spartan room.
Snape rushed towards his trusty Ouija board and began tpell out: 'GIRL+MEWTF!
OUIJA BOARD! WHAT DO I DO NOW?!?'

The Ouija Board spelled out: 'HAHA. YOU SUCK, LOSER.' The Ouija Board had
given up on Severus Snape.


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