A Harry Potter FanFiction by The Little Green Voice:

DEAR HARRY, BONDAGE IS NOT A SCHOOL SUBJECT

A/N: Okay, just a random little drabble-oneshot-whatever. It's all just dialogue, because I found this from my computer and laughed at it as it was, so I didn't want to go change it or anything. It's a raw draft, but I hope you'll enjoy the little humour it has.
I'm not warning you about it being slash because as it's written by me it can't be anything else. And as I've been such an inventive girl with the characters I want to write about lately, just guess the pairing...

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In the dungeons, in Draco's dormitory:

"If you could choose anything, what would you want to do with your life?"

"I… I've never thought about that, actually. It's always been decided for me, with the prophecy and all."

"But after the war?"

"You mean, if I survive?"

"I'm sure you do."

"How come you can be so sure? You know who I have to beat."

"I'm a Malfoy, and a Malfoy always gets what he wants."

"Sure. Anyway, what would you want to do if it wasn't for the Malfoy honour and all that shite?"

"Well, I'm pretty certain that after the war there won't be much glory or honour in that name."

"You're avoiding the question."

"I know."

"So…?"

"Okay, okay. So, I'd like to be an artist."

"Like, paint and draw?"

"Yes. But that's pretty much out of the question."

"You're quite a good drawer."

"How would you know?"

"You've drawn me quite a lot of pictures. Take that that last one for example. It was cool. Moving and all."

"Right…"

"Draco…?"

"Huh?"

"Were you really going to hang me?"

"Well, you have to understand, Harry, I'm a Slytherin!"

"But hanging? Isn't that a bit … boring? No torture or anything?"

"You are complaining about how I was fantasising to kill you. A bit suicidal, are we?"

"Not much. But did you have a rope in case you'd ever get the chance to try your evil little plan out?"

"Wait, why do you need rope? Har-!"

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A little later:

"You didn't answer my question before."

"You mean that about what I want to do with my life if I get to keep it?"

"Yes, that one."

"Oh, if there wouldn't be need for any more Aurors after the war, I'd probably come back to Hogwarts and teach."

"Bondage is not a subject, Harry, dear."

"Potions is."

"Sure. And what about me?"

"I'd take you with me."

"Care to ask first?"

"Nope. I'll just tie you up and lock into a trunk for the trip."

"Now you're scaring me."

"I was just kidding."

"Me too. You don't scare me, Potter."

"I don't? Accio handcuffs! Let's see if I can try…"

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A/N:Thanks for reading, I hope you liked it! Feedback makes me want to write more. And that's the truth, it helps if I know I'm not writing just for my own fun.