Note: I do not own Naruto, and it's probably a good thing I don't.
"AAARGH! Orochimaru must have used some freaky jutsu! Where are we?" Naruto shouted at the Rookie Nine and the Sand Siblings.
"Naruto, calm down!" Sakura said soothingly. "It's obviously a... building of some kind."
"OK, who was reading the map this time?!" Itachi yelled. "We're lost AGAIN!"
"It was Tobi. It's always Tobi," Kisame complained. Hearing his brother's voice, Sasuke launched into a rage.
"ITACHI! I WILL KILL YOU!" Itachi blanched as Sasuke came running around the corner yelling as the rest of the genin followed.
"HEY! NO FIGHTING!" Everyone froze as a man in a suit came charging out of the building. "I'm the principal of this school. You must be the substitute teachers we called. Half of our staff is out with food poisoning." Everyone stared at him, until Deidara finally broke the silence.
"ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR RAMEN-EATING MIND-UN?" But the Akatsuki leader smacked him.
"Actually, Deidara has a point," Shikamaru said. "We're not teacher, and besides, this whole thing is so troublesome."
"Well, we don't have time to be choosy," the principal said. "The main thing is the students education, and the student's will be here soon."
So that's how Zetsu and Kisame ended up teaching biology, Sasuke started teaching history, Naruto, Gaara, and Ino began teaching P.E., Chouji teaching cooking, Hinata teaching Home Ec, Neji taught computer science, Deidara taught art, Tobi got algebra, Temari got assigned to geometry, Itachi got stuck teaching English, Kankuro got assigned to chorus, Sakura got debate, Shikamaru taught Study Skills, Lee got weight training, Tenten got marketing, Kakuzu got economics, Kakashi (who for the life of him couldn't figure out what he was doing there) got Fashion Design, and Kiba and Shino got stuck being guidance counselors.
To Be Continued!
Omake- Author's Comments
This is what spills out of my brain when I'm at school. The first chapter is mostly introduction to the story, so it's not very funny yet, but the next chapters are better. I just had to write a story about what happens when my high school gets ninja substitute teachers. Please look forward to the next chapter.