I dont' own Prince of Tennis.
What would you do if you see a chicken cross the road?
"BURNING! OH YEA! COME ON YOU LITTLE CHICKEN!"
Which meant scaring the heck out of the poor little guy.
"Fshuu...The chicken might be in danger. I must save him."
(Quickly grabs the chicken and takes him to the other side of the road.)
"Chicken? Where? FOOOOOOOOOD!"
(Jumps on it with some barbecue sauce.)
"What? It's only a chicken. What do you want me to do?"
(Finishes his ponta.)
"Oh!!! A little chicken! Come here! Hey, don't run away! Wait!"
(Runs after it)
"A chicken crossing the road? Why is it crossing the road? Is it because it's hungry? I have some spare food here. Is it because his being chased by some cat (Eiji)? Maybe its mother is sick and needs medicine. Or maybe..."
"It's crossing the road too carelessly, it let down his guard and might get hit by a car. Kikumaru, Momoshiro, 20 laps!"
"A car is coming this way. Ii...Data. I can finally know how far a chicken's organs can fly when it gets hit by a car. Who knows, it might even be a good ingredient."
(Takes out his notebook and pen.)
"Why I will greet him kindly of course...and distract him so that the car can hit him..."
Yes, I know it's really short but please no flames.