Candy- ..and that concludes Season 1!!

Crazy audience clapping

Rapid Fan Girl- (in chains with two huge guards) YEAH! GO JACK!!!

Candy- I have a surprise for you! Since Season 1 is over, the pirate crew have decided to put something together. Please give a hand to-

Fergalicious starts playing. Jack Sparrow comes out, wearing a cool artistic design of a long T-shirt, funky jeans, and a flipped hat. Then the rest of the pirate crew comes out, and Will, also looking quite hot, jumps in front of Jack.

Pirates- FOUR, TRES, TWO, UNO!!

Will- (dressed as Will I Am) Listen up ya'll! Cause this is it! The beat that I'm banging is DE-LI-CIOUS!

Jack- (Female fans faint. Including me)

Jackalicious definition make them girls go loco!

They want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my photo!

You can see me, you can't squeeze me.

I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy.

I got reasons why I tease them,

Girls just come and go like seasons!


Jackalicious. So delicious!

But he ain't promiscuous.

And if you was suspicious,

All that trash is fictitious.

He's a captain. YEAAAHHH!

That puts them girls on rock, rock

And they be lining down the block just to watch what he got-


Candy- And..thats enough!

Pirates shut up.

Candy- Thank you for that…wonderful…song.

Jack and Will- ROCK ON!

Candy- Well, I hope you enjoyed the Season 1 of How Long Can They TAKE It? Thanks for joining us on…


Crazy clapping. Pirates stand up and take a bow.

Jack Sparrow- Thank you ladies and gentlemen! Thank you very much!!!

Elizabeth Swann- You know, this was fun. We should do this again sometime!


More crazy clapping, as the curtain closes

Author's note: And that concludes this story! Thank you so much for reading it! If you enjoyed it, please drop a review. And if you didn't, drop a rewiew anyway and tell me what you would have done instead. I'm sorry that the last chapters weren't interesting, and I didn't have enough time to make them really good, so sorry. Um..What else now? I might write another fanfic, and if you want me to write a long one like this, or stick to one or two paged ones like the Annoy pages. Please include that in your review. And if you have some ideas, I'll be more than happy to read them!

Thanks so much for reading this,

Popcorn Day USA