Characters: Matsumoto, Ikkaku
Word Count: 104
Time: 8 minutes
Disclaimer: Bleach not mine.
"So, who do you think the hottest guy in Seireitei is?"
Ikkaku looked like he'd burst a blood vessel. "I'm straight!"
"Yeah, yeah." Matsumoto waved a hand at him. "For the Shinigami Women's Association. Who do you think the hottest guy is?"
"Come on. We need the opinion of a big, muscular, straight man like yourself."
"None of your business."
Ikkaku glanced around furiously to make sure no one was listening. "If ya not talking 'bout personality too, then Yumi or Kuchiki-hime. If ya are, then Ukitake-taichou."
"Thank you for your participation."
"This is anonymous, right? Right? Hey, come back here!"