Bonus Chapter. Too tempting to resist.
What would Joshua do? He'd read and review. Thanks.

I waited a while before I broke down in laughter. Josh stared at me, confused.

"What?" he asked.

"I just... I never... I mean," the words simply wouldn't come out.

"You never what, Biff?" Josh prodded, "I can't believe there's something you wouldn't do."

Offended, I shoved the Son of God.

"You may be right, but you don't have to say it," I replied.

Josh shrugged, "What was so funny?"

"Well," I said, "I knew I'd meet your Dad one of these days. I'm sure He's heard all about me. I just never expected Him to look like that."

"Look like what?"

"That."

"Well, that's how He's always looked."

"Really?"

"Yeah."

"But he's got such an impressive voice."

"Why did you wait so long to laugh?" Josh asked, waving to Bartholomew as he walked past with his dogs.

"I didn't want Him to hear me."

"Biff. He's God. He hears everything."

"Oh. So, last week, when we were talking about..."

"Yeah."

"And when I said..."

"Yeah, that too"

"... Fuck."