A/N: In the Sep/Oct 2006 issue of the official Stargate magazine there is an interview with Michael Shanks. Something he said inspired this. "I think that there is a strong risk of going too cheesy…if you're going to get 12 villagers clacking coconuts together, you start to go 'Ooh, we may have frayed suspension of disbelief on this one…'."

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"Holy crap…" Cam whispered.

"I second that," Daniel agreed.

"Good day fair friends!" the strange man greeted, tipping his helmet at the team. "I am on the Quest for the Holy Grail. Would you care to join me?"

"Um…Sam started awkwardly. "We've already got one."

Cameron snorted back a laugh. The man frowned, his large mustache drooping slightly.

"You do, do you? Pity." He brightened suddenly. "Well, in that case, I have another question."

"Yes?" Sam prodded.

"What," the man said dramatically, "is the velocity of an unladden swallow?"

Immediately, Vala jumped forward, a huge grin on her face.

"What do you mean; European or African?"

A/N: I love reviewers and live for constructive criticism!