Note to you people: I love Devi/Nny. I have nothing against it. This is not making fun of it. It's just a parody of all those Nny/Devi fics out there. So shut up and leave me alone.

Why hello, you random audience people. I have something to say. So pay attension. Or not... to tell the truth, I don't really care. But if YOU do, then keep reading. This story is just a "Nny has a twisted sense of romance" story. It's just for fun. I don't want to affend anyone. You know those stories where Nny is so nice and such a great lover-guy and sweet and stuff? Yes?

Have you written one?

Do you have a good sense of humor? AKA seriously fucked up sense of humor?

Would it be okay if I parody'd your story? Once again I AM NOT MAKING FUN OF IT. I love Devi/Nny.

Now you are thinking, "What the hell? What do you mean parody?" Well, here's an example.

You're story: Devi meets Nny in the 24/7. She gets a little freaked out and leaves. Nny stands there looking stupid but meets her again in the story and Devi forgives him or something blah blah blah.

My Parody: Devi meets Nny in the 24/7. She gets a little freaked out and tries to leave. Nny stopps her, grabs her and puts a knife to her throat.


"YAAAAH!!! LET GO OF ME YOU FUCKER!!!!" Devi screams.

"OH GOD THE MONKEYS POSSESED YOU DIDN'T THEY?!?!?!?! THOSE BASTADS!!!!" Nny screams some more. He starts to shake Devi violently. "PIAN IS THE CLAENSER!! PAIN IS THE CLEANSER!! OH YOU FUCKING MONKEYS!! Hey... I need a brainfeezy." He then walks off to get his freezy, leaving a very freaked out Devi behind him. Who then runs off screaming like hell.

"HEY! YOU FORGOT YOUR BRAINFREEZY!!! Ah well... more for me! Hey," Nny asks the guy at the counter, "Do you think she likes me?"

Then follows this akward silence in which the counter guy is very much afraid that this crazy guy is gunna kill him if he says, "Lord no, are you nuts?"

The oh so very messed up end.

So... do you want me to fuck up your story? If so, review and tell me so. If no one says anything for like thre days then I will go on with my life and deleate this, because i seriously don't care. I just have too much time on my hands.

If you want your story to be parodied here, I assure you I will leave every freking credit to you that I can think of. If not, get the fuck off of here and go flame someone else who cares. ((shoots you horrible flamer in the head)) Thank you and goodnight!