Collection of Super Mario Stories

Collection of Super Mario Stories

NOTE: This story is in Lemmy's Land style.

Chapter 1: The Chase of Stupidity

Mario was walking along when he saw a Koopa.

Mario: Sweet!

Mario jumped on it and the Koopa went into its shell.

Mario: I am the best!

Mario walked into a tree face first. Toad then walked by.

Toad: What's up?

Mario: The sky is up.

Toad: No, I meant, "What are you doing?"

Mario: CHEESE!

Toad: …

Toad just walked off as the Wario Brothers came.

Wario: Hey! It's Mario!

Waluigi: Mario!? That's scary! WHAAAAAAAAAA!

Wario: You think Barney is scary.

Waluigi: BARNEY!? WHERE!?

Waluigi looked around frantically.

Wario: I wish Waluigi wasn't scared of everything in Lemmy's Land… dorko4u, do we have to do this?

Dorko4u: YES.

Wario: What do you even look like in this story?

Dorko4u: I guess an orange-shelled koopa with normal glasses and a green afro.

Wario: OK… everyone's stupid. I am going to take this chance to beat up Mario.

Dorko4u: Too late. He ran off when Waluigi shouted about Barney.

Mario: BARNEY!! WHEEE!!

Wario: GET BACK HERE!

Wario pounded dorko4u and he went into his shell. Wario jumped on dorko4u's shell and surfed off.

Dorko4u: It is really cramped in here…

Waluigi: DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE!!

Waluigi chased after them, but Wario just ignored him and focused on Mario. Mario jumped Goomba to Goomba to get away. Wario surfed through them all. Mario pulled out a cannon and shot cheese at Wario. Wario dodged and the cheese hit Waluigi. Mario bumped into Roy.

Roy: You punk! I'm gonna pound ya!

Roy chased after Mario. Wario followed them both. Dorko4u had no choice. Waluigi ran after them all. Roy tripped and Wario tripped and dorko4u fell out of his shell and into Mario. Waluigi tripped on them all.

Waluigi: AH! A TRIP! HOW SCARY!!

Mario: Ma ma mia…

Wario: BEATING UP TIME!

Roy: You said it!

The two happily pounded at Mario. Waluigi watched, scared. Dorko4u got back in his shell.

Waluigi: Ah! He went into his shell! That's scary!

Dorko4u: Your mom is scary!

Wario: You have no idea…

Dorko4u: Shouldn't you be beating up Mario?

Wario: Roy is finishing him off.

Dorko4u: Which Roy?

Wario: THE KOOPA, YOU IDIOT!

Dorko4u: Oh. Well, I bet half of the readers don't even know who he is and though we were talking about the swordsman.

Wario: What idiots.

They looked to see Mario chasing Waluigi chasing Roy.

Roy: GET AWAY FROM ME!!

Waluigi: WHAAAAAAAAA!

Mario: WHEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Wario grabbed a boulder and threw them at the three. The boulder rolled after them. The three shouted in terror as they ran. Wario and dorko4u laughed.

Wario: You don't see that every day!

Dorko4u: LOL!

Wario: Don't ever use computer speak again.

Dorko4u: Aw…

Toad, Captain Jack Sparrow, and Will Turner ran over Wario and dorko4u in a golf cart.

Wario: WHAT THE!

Dorko4u: Hey! It's Captain Jack Sparrow and Will Turner from Pirates of the Caribbean!

Wario: Forget you!

Dorko4u: NO! Come back! DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE!!

Wario: You like me too much.

Dorko4u: Are we boring the readers?

Wario: Probably. NOW SHUT UP! I NEED TO GO TO THE BANK TO GET MY MONEY!

Wario ran off chased by dorko4u chased by Roy chased by Waluigi chased by Mario chased by Toad, Captain Jack, and Will in the golf cart chased by the giant boulder.

Wario: I blame you!

Dorko4u: Why?

Wario: You are the author, you moron!

Dorko4u: You are breaking the fourth wall!

The fourth wall crashed on them all.

THE END