It's me again, with another A:TLA story, this one is called The Cast of Avatar Meets Our World, and it's about, well, what the cast would do or think if they ended up here in our world. So here's the first chapter, the ZUTARA (eww) rant and Aang leatns a new language.

"Guys! Guys! Guys! You're not going to believe the topic of this Avatar thread I found on the internet!" Sokka screamed to his companions. As he did, Aang, Katara, Toph, Zuko, Iroh, and Azula came cascading down the stairs.

"Thread?" Katara asked confusedly.

"Internet?" Zuko asked, equally as confused.

"A thread is like a conversation with writing and the internet is a big spider-web that connects people's houses together." Aang said matter-of-factly. Everyone else began staring at him befuddledly.

"How did you know that?" Iroh asked.

"Some mysterious voice told it to me and…it…was…kinda creepy…so what did you find Sokka?' Aang asked.

"Well, the topic of this conversation, or argument, is Kataang vs. Zutara."










"Kataang uhh…a Katara Aang romance and Zutara is a Zuko Katara romance."

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?????????????????????????????" came up a chorus from everyone else, except Azula, who began rolling over on the floor laughing insanely.

"Zuzu… WAHAHA… and… WAHAHA…Katara? WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Azula laughed.

"AZULA! I do NOT find this funny at all! I'm going to find whoever it was that created Zutara and kill them!" Zuko spat at her.

"I think that that would be you, emo boy. Here watch this." Toph said and flipped on Book 1 Chapter 9: The Waterbending Scroll.

"Emo?" Zuko.

"Emo…LOL." Aang said, talking in this wonderful new language he had discovered on the internet.


"I'll save you from the pirates." Zuko said, grabbing her hands. Katara gasped.


"I have something you want…" Zuko said, spreading the necklace across her neck.

"My mother's necklace!" she exclaimed.


"I BLAME YOU!!!!!!!!!!!" Katara shouted at him.

"But I just wanted the Avatar." Zuko whispered.

"WTF up wit U creapin around wit ma b, you Ma Fuh." Aang said angrily.

"And what's all that supposed to mean?" Zuko asked angrily, gritting his teeth and getting up in Aang's face.

"Yo b get the outta ma grill." Aang said.

"What is he saying?" Toph asked Sokka, who just shrugged.

"I'm still trying to figure out the logic with this ZUTARA and what Zuko was thinking when he kidnapped me."

"He was off da hizzy." Aang said.

"Would you PLEASE stop talking like that, it's really starting to confuse me." Iroh said.

"Oh, fine." He said. "So, what exactly are they saying in this argument?"

"Well, they're saying that one of the sides is better than the other and showing pictures and giving reasons why one's going to happen and the other isn't and it's actually kind of funny. Here look!"

"I'm not sure that I want to…" Katara said.

"Of course she doesn't!" Aang exclaimed. "She knows that ZUTARA doesn't stand a chance and that I'm the only one the wants to be with." Aang said.

"Huh?" Katara was confused.

"Why would she want to be with a stupid, skinny, non-muscular, naïve, and immature boy like you?" Zuko asked, taunting him.

"Well, why would she want to be with a self centered, emo, whiny, worth-less, stuck-up prince like you?" Aang came back.

Then, they began to argue senselessly while Katara stood over them with a little smile on her face.

"Boys, boys, boys," she began, "there's plenty of me to go around."

"I wouldn't be to sure about that," Azula said.

"Why not?" Katara asked.

"Because it says here that you have been romantically paired up with every boy in the franchise." She said.

"WHAT?" Katara shouted. "Who's on charge of Avatar?"

"It says here two guys named Michael Dante DiMartino and Bryan Konietzko."

"Well then, I'm going to go have a little violent talk about my pairings with them." Katara said,

"Allow us to help," Sokka and Aang said, Aang pulling away from Zuko.

So the big questions are:

-Will Katara get her pairings problem solved?

-How many of Bryan's bones did Sokka break?

-How long will Michael be in therapy?

-Why was Aang talking in that strange language?

-Who is Cartman's father?

Well, thanks for Reading! Please Review!