Chapter One: Another Cold Day in Hell

Hello, I'm Back! This story has taken me a lot of thought so I hope it's good! Oh, and by the way, I have decided not to make the stories I said I'd make due to a lack of time. Anyway, here we go!

Chapter One:

Another cold day in hell. I'm just waking up for the seven year anniversary of my arrival in this god-forsaken place. I gotta tell you, it sucks to be me, Spongebob Squarepants, right about now. Now you may be wondering where I am, why I'm here, and what I'm doing here. Well, that is what I'm gonna tell you…

Now, before we get started on that, allow me to tell you who I am. I know I just told you that I'm Spongebob the friendly, happy, "I'm Ready", neighbor who many of you people have heard about in the news. Well, I sure as hell ain't THAT sponge anymore. I have a rough beard due to seven friggin years of no shaving. My cheerful bright-yellow skin has turned into more of a rusty, dirty yellow like you'd see on a banana that had overstayed it's welcome on your kitchen counter.

That is exactly what I think of myself as now, a rotten banana.

Now, believe me, I'd like nothing more than to tell you the whole story and get it over with, but I'm not going to. I have what feels like a seven-year old hangover that is killing me every letter I type.

You see, I have gone through a lot, and I mean a lot, of things over the last seven years, and I might need a couple of chapters to cover it all. Just allow me to summarize before I expand on my experiences. I have gone through death at least a thousand times. I've gone through heartbreak more times than I'd like to think about. And most of all, I've spent over a fifth now of my life in this god damn basement of a god damn familiar home being served rats as food by a god damn familiar face.

Like I said before, another cold night in hell.

To be continued…

So, give me reviews and suggestions as well as feedback. And also remember, this isn't a slasher, bloody, sick, twisted horror fan fic. This is simply a thriller/drama/tragedy. Also, stay tuned for the revelations of what happened to Spongebob.