Note Passing

Dane Soar

Rating: K+

Summery: Koenma gives the most boring lecture in the history of the world, and Yusuke and co. will resort to anything to keep sane. Especially passing notes.

Characters/Pairings: Yusuke and co, the girls, Koenma (lightly hinted Kurama/Hiei)

Comments: I really wanted to do a story were it's mostly told in notes. I thought that it would be pretty interesting. I got the idea after reading one of Peroxidepest17's drabbles.

Spoilers: None

Focus: Passing notes

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Koenma could lecture with the best droning high school teachers, and, like them, had an amazing ability to bore someone to sleep within his first five minutes of speaking.

Even if it was an emergency meeting on a particularly evil bad guy.

Even if it was taking place around Yusuke's kitchen table, because of the urgency of the situation.

But still, who could listen to a voice like that and not go nuts? Look at poor Jorge.

Pink.

Yusuke frowned as a rolled up ball of paper bounced off his head. With great accuracy he caught it.

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Oi Yusuke,

Jeez, you smell man.

Kuwabara the Great

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Kuwabara the Idiot,

Not my fault, remember the stink demon?

Besides, who was the idiot who had to chop it in two?

You don't smell too rosy either.

Yusuke

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Nitpicker Yusuke,

Look, I already said I screwed up over that.

Let it go, jeez.

You definitely smell more than me, though.

Kuwabara the Great

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Kurama,

Hey Kurama, I don't smell as much as idiot boy over there, right?

Yusuke

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Yusuke and Kuwabara,

Sorry gentlemen, I think it's a tie. You both smell.

Kurama

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Foxboy

Yeah well, who asked you?!

Kuwabara the Great

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Idiot,

You did, moron.

And while I'm at it, might I point out that Kurama is probably the only one of us that doesn't smell at the moment.

Hiei

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Shorty

Oh yeah, and you're not biased.

Keep your midgety self out of this.

Kuwabara the Great

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Idiot,

I'm going to kill you.

Hiei

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Hiei and Kuwabara

Guys! Calm down, and Hiei, stop sparking, it's disturbing.

Plus, there's no way Koenma could miss that kind of thing.

Yusuke

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Guys Who are Making a Lot of Noise

He's going to notice eventually anyway.

Shizuru

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Sis,

When did you get here?

Kuwabara the Great

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My Stupid Baby Bro,

You're sitting at Yusuke's kitchen table, stupid, I've been here the whole time.

Shizuru

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Sis,

Sorry, sorry.

Koenma's lectures can make anyone forget stuff.

Kuwabara the Great

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Kuwabara,

Why do you always sign 'the Great'?

Kayko

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Human,

Because he's a bragging fool.

Hiei

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Short Man,

How come you hate my bro so much?

Shizuru

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Sister of the Idiot,

He's a foolish human.

Hiei

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Hiei,

But I don't understand, what is so wrong with being human?

Yukina

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Hiei,

Hiei, aren't you going to answer?

Yusuke

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Yukina,

As Hiei is being unsociable, I'll tell you. Demons are naturally a bit prejudiced against humans; it's unfortunate, but true.

Kurama

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Kurama and Hiei,

Thank you. Now I understand. Kazuma, why are you scowling at Hiei?

Yukina

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My Dearest Yukina,

I am not scowling at him, loveliest girl in my life, this is how I normally look at him.

Kuwabara the Great

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Kazuma,

Oh. I see.

Yukina

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To My Sprit Detectives and Others,

Please at least try to pay attention. Thank you.

Prince Koenma

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They stared blankly at the note for a few seconds, then jumped, looking guiltily up at the annoyed Prince.

"Now, if I may continue?"

There were several sighs, and even a groan, but they did slowly turn their attention back to him.

Koenma continued with his lecture.

A note pinged off Hiei's head.

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Shorty,

You smell.

Kuwabara the Great

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And so it went on.

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