Author's Note: Muhahahahaha! This is breaking all boundaries! Hahahahahahaha! You should listen to the song with reading this! It makes it TEN TIMES FUNNIER!!!

Disclaimer: Do you people honestly think I could write the awesome Twilight and New Moon? Well…I DIDN'T! SO DON'T SUE! I DON'T OWN IT!...I also didn't write the twelve pains of Christmas! I don't own squat…I wish I did.

Twelve Pains of Christmas Twilight Style!

Everyone: The first thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me….

Jessica Angela and Lauren: Is finding a Christmas tree….

Everyone: The second thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me…

Edward: Rigging up the lights….

Jessica Angela and Lauren: And finding a Christmas tree….

Everyone: The third thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me….

Jasper: Hangovers….

Edward: Rigging up the lights….

Jessica Angela and Lauren: And finding a Christmas tree….

Everyone: The fourth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me….

Emmet: Sending Christmas cards….

Jasper: Hangovers….

Edward: Rigging up the lights!

Jessica Angela and Lauren: And finding a Christmas tree….

Everyone: The fifth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me….

Charlie and Renee: FIVE MONTHS OF BILLS!

Emmet: Sending Christmas cards….

Jasper: Hangovers…

Edward: Rigging up the lights!!

Jessica Angela and Lauren: And finding a Christmas tree….

Everyone: The sixth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me….

Bella: Facing my in-laws….

Charlie and Renee: FIVE MONTHS OF BILLS!

Emmet: Oh, I hate those Christmas cards….

Jasper: Hangovers….

Edward: Rigging up the LIGHTS!!!

Jessica Angela and Lauren: And finding a Christmas tree….

Everyone: The seventh thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me….

Jacob: The Salvation Army….

Bella: Facing my in- laws….

Charlie and Renee: FIVE MONTHS OF BILLS!

Emmet: Sending Christmas cards….

Jasper: Oh jeez…look at this….

Edward: I'm trying to rig up these LIGHTS!!!

Jessica Angela and Lauren: And finding a Christmas tree…

Everyone: The eighth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me….

Alice: I want a transformer for Christmas!

Jacob: Charities…and what do ya mean YOUR in-laws?!

Charlie and Renee: FIVE MONTHS OF BILLS!

Emmet: Uhh…making out these cards….

Jasper: Why don't you just get me a beer, huh?

Edward: WHAT! We have NO EXTENSTION CORDS!!!!!!

Jessica Angela and Lauren: And finding a Christmas tree….

Everyone: The ninth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me….

Carlisle: Finding parking spaces….

Alice: Daddy, I want some candy!

Jacob: Donations!

Bella: Facing my in-laws….

Charlie and Renee: FIVE MONTHS OF BILLS!

Emmet: writing those cards….

Jasper: Hangovers….

Edward: NOW WHY THE HELL ARE THEY BLINKING!?!?!?!

Jessica Angela and Lauren: And finding a Christmas tree….

Everyone: The tenth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me….

Rosalie: Batteries not included?

Carlisle: No parking spaces….

Alice: Buy me something!!!

Jacob: Get a job ya bum!

Bella: Oh…facing the in-laws….

Charlie and Renee: FIVE MONTHS OF BILLS!

Emmet: Yo-Ho! Sending Christmas cards!

Jasper: Ah, jeez…

Edward: ONE LIGHT GOES OUT, THEY ALL GO OUT!!!!

Jessica Angela and Lauren: And finding a Christmas tree….

Everyone: The eleventh at Christmas that's such a pain to me….

Esme: Stale T.V. specials!!

Rosalie: Batteries not included?

Carlisle: No parking spaces….

Alice: Mom! I gotta go to the bathroom!

Jacob: Charities….

Bella: She's a witch…I HATE HER!

Charlie and Renee: FIVE MONTHS OF BILLS!

Emmet: I don't even KNOW half these PEOPLE!!

Jasper: Oh, who's got the cherlet paper, huh?

Edward: GET A FLASHLIGHT! I BLEW A FUSE!

Jessica Angela and Lauren: And finding a Christmas tree….

Everyone: The twelfth thing at Christmas that's such a pain to me….

The Volturi: Singing Christmas Carols….

Esme: Stale T.V. specials!!

Rosalie: Batteries not included!

Carlisle: NO PARKING!!

Alice: (baby crying)….

Jacob:…Charities….

Bella: Gotta make 'em dinner!

Charlie and Renee: FIVE MONTHS OF BILLS!

Emmet: I'm not sending 'em this year, THAT'S IT!!

Jasper: Shut up, you!

Edward: FINE! YOU'RE SO SMART, YOU RIG UP THE LIGHTS!

Jessica Angela and Lauren: And finding a Christmas tree!!!!!!!!!!!!

Author's Note: REVIEW! REVIEW! REVIEW!