Hiii! I'm back with Gaara's ABC's. Keep in mind, Gaara fans that I do not mean to offend. This is all in good fun and made when I was... slightly high off chocolate. Enjoy!
A - AAH! Gaara's gonna kill you!
B – "Bye-bye!" That's what Gaara's gonna say right before he kills you.
C – Stands for "See ya later, cuz you're gonna be dead."
D – Dead. You are dead.
E – Eeek! Gaara's coming to get you!
F – Fly. That's what you're going to do as he kills you.
G – Gone. you are dead.
H – High. You're so high, your dead.
I – I…will laugh at you as you're dieing.
J – Jet. That's what you saw as you flew through the sky.
K – Kite. You also saw one of those as you flew through the sky.
L – Laugh. That's what I'm gonna do as I watch you die.
M – Mm… popcorn… very yummy for when I watch you die.
N – No way! You died a lot faster than I thought you would!
O – Oh, wow… you're dead.
P – What you did when you saw Gaara.
Q – Quilt. One of the things Gaara used to kill you.
R – Row boat. One of the things Gaara threw at you as he killed you.
S – Soap. He threw it at you.
T – He poured it down your pants.
U – Die.
W – Walk. Which you cannot do cuz your dead.
X – …
Y – Why did you have to be in the wrong place at the wrong time when Gaara decided he wanted to kill you?!
Z – The sound you make when you sleep.
You'll be sleeping for a long time…