Disclaimer - I don't own Torchwood, or any of its characters. Shame…
Summary - Torchwood fic. Jack gets turned into a 2 year old. Bonds are broken, and made again. Man, I suck at summaries - please read!
AU: I HAVE WRITTEN THIS OUT ALREADY BY HAND. YES, ALL OF IT. SO I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IN THE END. SO IM JUST PUBLISHING IT TO THE WORLD 1 CHAPTER AT A TIME!
It started off as an average day. They were all in the pub, winding down after a long day's work. Except Jack wasn't okay. He felt as though someone was watching him, in the corner of the pub. Jack looked away, satisfied that he wasn't being watched.
After she saw Jack turn away, the woman went up to the bar, and whispered something in the bartenders ear, and briefly looked in Jack's direction. The bartender then walked up to Jack and said "this is from the woman over there." He pointed at the said woman. Jack accepted the drink, and downed the pint in 5 minutes. He thought it tasted odd, but he didn't drink beer often. Mostly Vodka (or water).
After it was closing time, Jack drove the Torchwood crew to their homes. Then he drove the SUV back to the Hub, and climbed into his bed. He felt strange, but nothing a good sleep wouldn't cure.
What he didn't know was that the pint the woman bought for him was spiked…
Next morning, as Ianto arrived, he brought some coffee to Jack's office. What he saw nearly gave him a heart attack…