Finally the chapter is up after over two months of no internet, TV, or a phone. Enjoy!


Hot Rod Punk 5; The Weekend

In the beautiful house that belonged to the Taisho family, Inuyasha, the youngest yet loudest son, was in his room sleeping the day away. He had been asleep since 10:42 PM and had no plans of waking up. Of course, his plans were interrupted by a phone call. His macabre phone started ringing loudly, stopping his current dream. (which was about him killing Kikyo a million times) Inuyasha slowly woke up and his ears twitched to the noise of the constant ringing. He reached over to the phone without moving from underneath the covers and pulled it to his ear, hoping that it was a wrong number.

"Hello?" he asked with a tired voice.

"Morning Inuyasha!" it was Kagome on the line.

Inuyasha was surprised to hear Kagome's voice, "How'd you get my number?"

"I bugged Miroku for it."

"Oh. What did you want?"

"Can you come over today?"

"Yeah, what time?"

"1:30. Is that okay?"

"Uh-huh," he yawned, "Next time you call, can it be after 12? I'm not much of a morning person."

"Sure. See you at 1:30. Bye."

"Bye," he replied then put the phone on its receiver and retreated back underneath his covers for a few minutes. Then he threw the comforter off himself and the bed onto the floor while he laid there.

Inuyasha yawned and sat up on his bed for a few minutes then rubbed his eyes. He wasn't much of a morning person and it would take him about an hour to get downstairs. The tired half demon slowly walked to the door then stopped to make sure he was at least wearing boxers. (The last time he left the room without checking he shocked his father and brother when he walked into kitchen wearing his birthday suit and it was very cold in there…) Inuyasha pushed open the door and walked, with his head down, his torso leaning forward and his arms dangling like limp noodles at his sides, towards his bathroom and pushed open that door. He closed and locked the door once he was inside and immediately stripped off his boxers and jumped in the shower. When he turned the water on he just leaned against the wall and let the beads of water hit him as he tried to wake up.

About 45 minutes later, or after the hot water ran out, Inuyasha walked back to his room in nothing but a towel and starting picking out his clothes. What ever he was going to wear, it was going to be black or have a lot of black on it. He decided on a pair of black jeans and a black shirt that had the Anarchy symbol on it in white. Then he put on a pair of socks and his favorite Converses and picked up his toothed necklace then put that on as well. He left the room and saw Sesshomaru enter the bathroom with a bathrobe on and held back a laugh. A few minutes later, he heard Sesshomaru shriek and busted out laughing while going down the stairs.

Sesshomaru ran down the stairs to the kitchen, where Inuyasha now was, in nothing but a towel and slippers. Inuyasha was sitting at their six-seating dining table eating Raman for breakfast (weird breakfast don't you think?) when Sesshomaru stomped up to him.

"What happened to all of the damn hot water?!" yelled Sesshomaru.

Inuyasha just shrugged his shoulders and slurped up some of the hot noodles. "I don't know."

"Did you take another 45 minute shower?!"

"Maybe," he replied, slurping more noodles.

Sesshomaru growled, "Could you at least save some hot water for those of us that actually work? I have a meeting today and I can't take a shower because there's no hot water!"

"Sorry?" Inuyasha replied sarcastically, "You could always boil some water for your bath like the time the water heater got busted."

"Which also happened to be your fault."

"So what are you saying?"

"Argh!" Sesshomaru groaned and walked back upstairs. Inuyasha snickered at him and finished off the rest of the noodles.

As Sesshomaru sorted out his problems, Inuyasha decided to leave to go to Kagome's house now and he decided to walk there. He picked up his house keys and left, making sure to lock the door behind him. Inuyasha shoved both his hands and his keys into his pockets and started walking through the crowds of people when he got to the main road. About 20 minutes later, he was in the residential area where it was a little woodsy and some one could probably get lost in there. While he was thinking, someone had knocked him into the little patch of woods and made him trip over an outstretched root. When he got up and went to give whoever pushed him a piece of his mind, he saw Kouga. "What the hell was that for?!"

"You stole my woman from me and I will make you pay for that."

"What the hell are you talking about?"

"Kagome! You took Kagome from me you stupid half-breed!" Kouga yelled.

Inuyasha growled at the name Kouga called him even though he knew it was true. "And why do you think Kagome would want you?"

"I know she wants me. Every girl in the school is after me but sadly I can't please them all."

"Yeah right. Is that just a cover up for why you're never seen with a girl?"

Kouga punched Inuyasha in the face, "Shut up you inbreed."

Inuyasha said nothing when he got up and wiped the blood off of his face. He charged at Kouga and punched him in the stomach then got punched in the head by both of Kouga's fists. Inuyasha became slightly dazed and tried to kick Kouga but his foot was grabbed and he was sent flying towards the ground. Kouga howled and three more demons showed up beside him. Inuyasha lifted his head off the ground enough to see them and got up to face them. The three demons began to gang up on the half-demon. Inuyasha tried to fight back but was overpowered when Kouga joined in on the fight.

Kouga began to get bored with Inuyasha so he left him to bleed all over the grassy ground. When Inuyasha was sure the demons were gone, he sat up and brushed off all of the dirt and twigs off his clothes. He decided to go see Kagome anyway and continued walking to the Shrine. He got some strange looks from people walking past him but he brushed them off and started walking like he had before.

When he got to Kagome's front door, he wiped the remaining blood off of his face and rang the doorbell. A few minutes later, the door unlocked and swung open to reveal Kagome in her usual attire. Kagome opened her mouth to greet him but her voice held worry. "What happened to you?"

"Kouga. Can I come in now? People keep staring and it's annoying."

Kagome moved back to let him in and locked the door behind him. She grabbed his hand and pulled him upstairs into the empty bathroom. "What are we doing in here Kagome?"

"You're bloody and you're hurt. Now take off your shirt."

"Wow Kagome, we hardly even know each other," he said making it sound perverted.

Kagome rolled he eyes, "Whatever. Just take it off or I will do it for you."

"Frisky are we?" he replied while taking his shirt off.

Kagome sighed then saw that he had a lot of wounds on his body but some of them were old so she focused on the bleeding ones. In addition to cuts, he also had a lot of bruises. Kagome put some peroxide on a few cotton balls and started cleaning everything that was bleeding then she bandaged up his torso and then his arms. She then cleaned up the cuts on his face and put little bandages on his cheeks. Then she cleaned up the mess, washed her hands and told Inuyasha he could put his shirt back on.

"Done ogling at my body Kagome?"

"Don't flatter yourself."



"Thanks for the bandages."

"Oh, no problem. I use to do this all the time."

They left the bathroom and went into Kagome's room. She had her guitar on her bed and it seemed to be in the middle of getting polished. Kagome told Inuyasha to have a seat then she went back to polishing her guitar. "So why did you want me to come over?"

"I thought that we could get to know each other better since we are pretending to go out," she replied while not looking up.

"That's it? You woke me up to do that?!"


"You, you stupid-"

"Uh, uh, uh Inuyasha" Kagome replied, "You said you wouldn't call me that if I helped you."

Inuyasha growled, "Fine..."

They remained in an awkward silence until Kagome had put her guitar back on the wall. Then she turned her attention back to Inuyasha. She went to say something but Inuyasha spoke first. "How long have you known Ryo?"

"Seven years. Why?"

"Ryo never said anything about you."

"Big deal."

Inuyasha raised an eyebrow at her, "You sure are different."

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"You don't care that the guy you've been with hasn't said anything about you? Usually when we don't say anything you girls, you get pissed."

"You mean girls like Kikyo?"

Inuyasha scowled at her, "That's not the point!"

"Then what is the point?"

Inuyasha groaned, smacked his face and fell back on Kagome's bed. Kagome laughed at him then reached over towards his head where the fuzzy triangles he called his ears were flat against his head. She grabbed one with each hand and started to rub them in small circles. Inuyasha grabbed one of her arms and pulled it away from his head in a way that made him seem like he was about to fall asleep.

"I didn't know you liked your ears rubbed Inuyasha," Kagome giggled.

"Mmm hmm," was all Inuyasha could get out as he was leaning into her touch. When Kagome stopped, Inuyasha immediately snapped out of his daze.

Kagome giggled again, "That was funny."

"What was?" Inuyasha asked, oblivious to what had just happened.

"When I rubbed your ears you got all sleepy."


"Oh you know you liked it."

Inuyasha made a 'Keh' like sound and folded his arms over his chest even though he had a small blush on his face. Kagome giggled at his actions.

"Why did you and Kouga fight?" asked Kagome.

"He started it. That stupid wolf said something about you being his woman and me taking you away from him."

Kagome rolled her eyes, "I wouldn't give him the time of day. And who does he think he is; trying to force me to go out with him?"

"He's probably just a horny bastard."

Kagome laughed at him, "Probably. So why does he pick on you?"

"...I really don't want to get into that."

"Why not?"

"I just don't, okay?"

"Oh, okay. You hungry?"


"Come on then," Kagome got off of the bed and walked out her door. Inuyasha followed her into the kitchen and was told to sit at the table, which was surprisingly empty.

"What do you want?"

"Do you have Raman?"

"Yep. What flavor?"

"Chicken. Hey, where's the rest of your family?"

"They went to some family reunion," she replied as she pulled down the dehydrated bowl of Raman. After following the instructions and putting water in it, she stuck it in the microwave and sat at the table.

"And why aren't you there?"

"They really aren't my family so I don't see the point of going."
"What do you mean?"

"That story is for another time."

"No fair."

"Well, you don't feel like opening up either."

When the microwave beeped, Kagome took the Raman out and gave it to Inuyasha. Kagome opened the fridge and pulled out a Strawberry Daiquiri-flavored SoBe and started to drink it while she watched Inuyasha slurp down his Raman comically. "Hey Inuyasha."

Inuyasha but the bowl back on the table and had noodles and vegetables stuck to his face. Kagome started to choke on her drink but finally swallowed it and began to laugh hysterically at the confused hanyou.

"What's so funny?"

"Your face!" replied Kagome while giggling.

Inuyasha frowned, "Huh? That's mean Kagome, even for you."

"N-no," Kagome replied in the middle of a giggle, "You have Raman stuck to your face!"

"What are you talking about?" Inuyasha then saw his reflection in the toaster and washed his face off in the sink.

"You're entertaining. Did you know that?"

"And you're easily amused."

The two shared an awkward silence while Inuyasha finished his Raman. When both were done consuming, Kagome got an idea. "Do you want to go to the movies? The Ring 2 is out."

"Fine, I have nothing better to do."

"Coolness. We can make fun of the movie while sitting in the back. Oh yeah, my car is officially done."

"Really? It looked like a rust bucket the last time I saw it."

Kagome glared at Inuyasha, "Do not insult the 'Kikyo Killer'."

"The 'Kikyo Killer'? Does it have the words 'Kikyo Killer' on it?"

"No. But it does have blood splatters on it. I can just say that it's Kikyo's blood."

Kagome got out of her seat, threw the SoBe in the trash and headed towards the door with Inuyasha right behind her. Kagome opened the door to the garage and lifted the cover off of the car. The originally rusty, dusty car had been given a new life; the tires were given air and the rims were made to look like skull and crossbones, the interior was cleaned and the paint job was perfect. The colors that made up the paint job were black, white and lots of blood splatters from the red paint. There was mostly black all over with white stripes and red paint was put on in a way that looked like it hit a bag of blood going 70 mph. Inuyasha gawked at the car for a while until Kagome spoke.

"So what do you think?"

"It'' like that," he replied.

"I'm glad you think so. Let's go; if we get there early, we can get good back seats."

Kagome checked to make sure that she had enough money and climbed into the car after locking the house door. Inuyasha climbed in the passenger seat and admired the macabre style interior. The steering wheel had a skull for horn and the actual wheel looked like muscle fibers with bones sticking out in various directions. The seats were black and had random organs on it in that were squirting blood in someway. The gear stick was a skeleton fist surrounded by more muscle and the letters were shaped with bones to form them.

When Inuyasha sat back on the seat, he felt something squish behind him and immediately turned around and looked back at the seat in confusion. Kagome laughed at him when he started poking the thing behind him that looked like a heart. "What the hell is that?"

"It's something I made up. It's a heart-shaped gel pouch."

"What do you use it for?"

"Nothing really, I just like to weird people out."

"I can tell..."

"And what is that supposed to mean?"

"Nothing. Can we go now?"

"Yeah, yeah," replied Kagome started the car and listened to the new engine purr like a cat. Then she put some gas on it and pulled out into the driveway. When she closed the door garage door, she sped into the road like a bat out of hell and let everyone admire her new 'Kikyo Killer' car. This time, when she got stares from people, they were stares of shock and not of anger.

The two fake lovers got to the movie theater 20 minutes later and parked the car close to the building. Kagome put the alarm on her car then locked it and pulled Inuyasha along into the building. Inuyasha put on his standoffish appearance as he followed Kagome to the ticket window. Inuyasha told Kagome that he was going to wait by the mini-arcade while she ordered tickets, making Kagome confused as to why he was acting that way. Kagome went up to the desk and grabbed the attention of the teenage human working there.

"What movie will you be watching today?" he asked.

"The Ring 2. I need two tickets."

"For you and who? Your imaginary friend?"

"Oh ha, ha, pimple boy. Just gimmie the damn tickets so me and my boyfriend can watch the stinking movie."

"I need proof that you actually have a boyfriend or you aren't getting anything."

"Fine, here's your damn proof; Inuyasha!" she called.

Inuyasha looked up and walked over to Kagome with his hands in his pockets. "What?"

"This idiot won't give me the tickets because he needs some 'proof' that you're my boyfriend or something stupid like that."

"He wants proof does he?" he asked, getting a slightly evil glint in his eyes. "Here's your proof human."

Inuyasha grabbed Kagome by her arms and planted a slightly forceful kiss on her lips. He pulled her close and wrapped his arms around her. Kagome got the hint and kissed back with full force. Everyone around them began to make faces and gag because they couldn't stand the thought of a hanyou kissing a human. After a while, Inuyasha let go of Kagome and smirked at her and the pizza-faced teen. "How's that for proof?"

He rolled his eyes and handed them the two tickets, "Now get out of here before I call security."

Inuyasha snatched the two tickets from the teen's hand and walked off with Kagome right behind him. But before they could get into the right room, Inuyasha smelled Kouga not too far off. He immediately growled and turned towards his scent. Kouga was ordering popcorn from one of the stands and obviously didn't notice the silver haired half-demon. "Hey Kagome, Kouga's here."

"Aw shit. I really don't want to see him right now."

But Kagome's hopes were dashed when Kouga turned towards them. Kouga made a shocked face and started dashing towards the two followed by his lackeys. Inuyasha grabbed Kagome and pulled her along, using his demon speed, into the room playing The Ring 2. They went into a row at the very back and it seemed that they were the only ones on the top row. Perfect.

As they settled into their lonely seats, Kagome had something on her mind, "Why did you kiss me Inuyasha?"

"It was an act. Just like our boyfriend-girlfriend relationship."

"Oh really? Then why did you kiss so well? Is that another part of our 'act'?

"Yes. I was just trying to make it look realistic ya know."

"Okay. What about the way you were acting? You were so standoffish earlier."

There was a silence, "I was trying not to be noticed."

"By who?"

"Any enemies like Kouga. But you can see that it failed."

"Big time."

Inuyasha sighed and turned back to the movie that had just finished its previews and advertisements. Suddenly, Inuyasha smelled more than just Kouga; he smelled Kikyo's trashy perfume close behind. He groaned in annoyance and turned to Kagome, "I can smell Kikyo, and she's close by. We might have to kiss in front of her."

"Are you sure you just don't like the feeling of my lips on yours?" she asked with an evil smile.

Inuyasha rolled his eyes, "Whatever Kagome."

She laughed at him, "It's okay Inuyasha, you don't have to hide your feelings for me."

Inuyasha ignored what she said and tried to make sure that neither Kouga nor Kikyo was there. He spotted Kouga at the bottom of the theater but he couldn't find Kikyo. This worried him greatly since Kikyo was probably planning something evil on the two. Kagome told Inuyasha to relax but he was too worried to keep from looking for her or trying to catch her scent some how.

About thirty minutes into the movie, Inuyasha forgot about Kikyo and started to watch the movie. The whole time, either Kagome or Inuyasha would make some kind of joke about the movie they had already seen before. There was a part in the movie where there were deer antlers hanging from the ceiling and Inuyasha had remarked, "Well some doesn't like deer."

And when they got to the part where there were deer following the car and they were surrounded, Kagome said "I bet that's the last time they'll run over a deer in heat."

Close to the end, Kagome had snuck her hand over to Inuyasha's head while he was caught up in the movie. She grabbed one of his fuzzy ears and started to rub it slowly. Inuyasha tried to stop her but got that sleepy look in his eyes and moved closer to her. Kagome giggled at him and kept rubbing until he practically crawled over the seat and started nuzzling her face with his nose. When she let go of his ear, Inuyasha eyes snapped open again and he looked around. "What was I doing?"

Kagome giggled, "Something you only do when you get your ears rubbed."

"I did what?!" he whispered angrily.

"Oh, nothing," she replied, smiling.

"You're never going to tell are you?"



The both of them got back in their seats just to see the lady say, "I'm not your fucking mommy," and close the lid on the zombie girl. Kagome frowned at that for a moment then shook the thought out of her head.

"You know what? She kinda looks like a frog crawling up that well."

"What kind of twisted frogs have you seen?" Kagome shrugged her shoulders and continued watching the movie.

When the movie was over and the lights went on, Kagome pulled her keys out of her pocket and accidentally dropped them on the floor next to Inuyasha. Inuyasha was sitting with his arms draped behind the chair and his head back so he wasn't paying attention to anything that Kagome was doing. Kagome figured that since the keys were so close, she could just reach over Inuyasha and grab them. Big mistake; from below, the scene looked perverted because it looked like Kagome was giving Inuyasha the shwa-shwa. (Or for those who don't watch Dane Cook; it looked like she was giving Inuyasha head) Of course Kouga and Kikyo had to be down there and saw the whole thing. The two, followed by a few more wolf demons, rushed up there.

By the time Kagome got her keys and sat up, Inuyasha had started to pay attention to what she was doing. She explained that she was getting her keys and stood up along with Inuyasha. When Kagome turned to leave the aisle, she came face to face with Kikyo. "You slut!"

"What the hell are you talking about? We all know you're the only slut here."

"I saw you two up there!"

"Okay...? I don't get it," Kagome wondered if Kikyo saw her rub Inuyasha's ears or if Kikyo was mad because she was with Inuyasha at all.

"The next time you touch my woman like that I'll rip it off, inbreed!" yelled Kouga.

"Shut up you stupid wolf!" Inuyasha was about to attack Kouga but Kagome stopped him.

"What are you two angry about?" asked Kagome.

"I thought it was below you to give blowjobs in public, Kagome," replied Kikyo with a smirk.

"What?!" both Inuyasha and Kagome exclaimed.

Kouga jumped in, "We saw you up there. Forcing Kagome's head into your lap like that is unforgivable!"

Something clicked in Kagome's head. "Oh that! I was getting my keys you retards!"

"Sure didn't look like it."

"That's what you were doing?" asked Inuyasha.

"What did you think I was doing?"

"I don't know. I didn't really care."

Kouga decided to open his big mouth again, "I knew that Kagome wouldn't do anything with a half demon, willingly."

"And what is that supposed to mean?" Kagome asked.

"Well since you're a miko and all, you shouldn't be hanging out with slime like this inbreed," he pointed to Inuyasha, "You should be with a powerful demon like me."

Kagome rolled her eyes, "The only slime I see here is you two. As a matter of fact, I think you two should be together."

Inuyasha laughed at the wolf demon and the slut as he wrapped an arm around Kagome's waist. Kagome leaned into him and let him put his lips on her neck. Kikyo started balling her fists tightly and clenched her teeth together in anger. The wolves around them groaned in disgust and turned their heads and started to leave.

"Get you god damn hands off of her!" Kouga yelled loudly. Inuyasha only grinned and bit down on Kagome's neck softly. Kagome moaned in fake pleasure while staring Kikyo in her eyes.

"What are you going to do if I don't?"

"Beat you down like the half demon scum you are," Kouga replied.

Kagome turned to him, "If you lay another hand on him, I'll castrate you and purify you slowly while you scream in utter agony."

"You would never do that! Inuyasha is just forcing you to say these things! I know you love me!"

"Sure, and I'm not Japanese," she replied sarcastically.

Kikyo saw her chance to insult Kagome greatly and took it, "She probably isn't; her mother screwed so many men that her father could be anyone."

They all gasped except for Kikyo who was smiling and Kagome who was trying to suppress her anger. Kagome pulled herself out of Inuyasha's arms and slammed Kikyo against one of the walls in the theater.

"You bitch!" Kagome growled, "Do I need to give you another black eye?! Or do you prefer me breaking all of your ribs instead of bruising them?!"

"You're so predictable, just like always."
Kagome growled, reared back and punched Kikyo square in her face. "How that for predictable, you cock sucker?"

Inuyasha chuckled at Kagome's remark and watched Kikyo fall over. He checked his skull watch and called Kagome over. "Hey Kagome, we gotta go."

"Go where?" wondered Kouga, "You aren't taking my woman anywhere!"

"She ain't your woman so get over it!"

Kagome walked back over to Inuyasha and let him put his arm around her. He pulled her along to the exit of the room and left the movie theater, but not before flipping off the pimple faced kid. The both of them got into the car and drove off into the road again, scaring a few elderly people in the process.

"So where are we going?" asked Kagome.

"I don't know. I just wanted to get away from Kouga and the 'Cocksucker'."

Kagome giggled, "By the way, good job on pissing Kouga off."

"The bastard deserved it."

"The only bad thing about it was that Rai is going to ask a lot of questions about the new hickey I've got."

"I left a mark? Shit...But it's not like you didn't enjoy it anyway."

Just then, Kagome swerved to miss a kid, "What?"

"You heard me."

"I didn't like it! I was pretending!"

"Uh-huh. Of course not, why would you?" he replied sarcastically, "I'm a dirty half demon anyway."

"Don't try to use that guilt trip crap on me."

"Aw, you're no fun. Let's go to my house."


Kagome changed course from her house to Inuyasha's house and almost hit the same kid again when his toy rolled in front of the car. She yelled a few choice words at the kid before stomping on the gas and driving into a richer neighborhood. Inuyasha seemed like he didn't fit in the place at all considering the fact that he was far from a rich snob. "So why did your parents decide on such a rich neighborhood?"

"The house was cheaper than the ones around it," he replied while leaning back in the seat.

"Really? How much cheaper?"

"Around 50,000 to 100,000 yen cheaper. That was only because it parts of the house were in shambles and the water heater was broken."
"Who was it owned by?"

"Some old people. They couldn't fix the house themselves so they sold it and moved. Lucky for us the house was in our budget."

"So you guys weren't as rich as you are now?"

"Nope. That's only because my father and my brother got better jobs."

"I see."

The macabre car pulled into the large driveway and its occupants got out. Inuyasha pulled his keys out of his pocket and unlocked the large door and stepped in. Inuyasha's father and brother were at home and were sitting at the kitchen table when they entered. Sesshomaru waved at the two and went back to drinking his tea. Inutaisho, Inuyasha's father, stood up from the table and walked over to the false lovers. He smiled and bowed to Kagome who bowed back. "So you must be Kagome. Sesshomaru was just talking about you."

"I hope it was all good," she replied.

"He told me that you joined Inuyasha's band and that you were the new lead singer. You wouldn't happen to be anything like Kikyo would you?"

Kagome shook her head furiously, "No, of course not!"

"Kagome is the complete opposite of that girl, father. You don't have to worry about her doing anything whorish like Kikyo," said Inuyasha.

Inutaisho smiled, "I'm glad. You two are dating correct?"

Both Inuyasha and Kagome blushed and exclaimed, "No!"

"If that's so, then you should really get that bruise looked at, Miss Kagome," he smiled and left to grab his keys.

Sesshomaru was hiding his smirking face behind the newspaper he was reading but said, "You really are fast at getting women aren't you?"

"Oh shut up Fluffy," Inuyasha replied. Sesshomaru growled at him and took another sip of his tea. Inutaisho walked to the door that the two had just entered and opened it.

"I'm off for work you two. Don't do anything I wouldn't." The dog demon left the house, then went into the garage and drove off in his Ford Expedition.

Sesshomaru gulped down the rest of his tea and put it in the sink. "So what have you two been up to?"

"We saw The Ring 2 at the movies," replied Kagome.

"How was it?"

"Stupid. At least we got to piss off Kikyo and Kouga again."

"Do they follow you two or something?"

"I think Kouga stalks Kagome," said Inuyasha.

Sesshomaru shrugged his shoulders, "Wolf demons do tend to get quite possessive."

"No shit," Inuyasha said as he started walking upstairs. "Are you coming or what Kagome?"

"Oh shut up you. See you later Fluffy."

"My name isn't Fluffy! It's Sesshomaru as in Killing Perfection! Get it right!"

Kagome giggled at him, "Whatever you say Fluffy-sama!"

Sesshomaru growled as Kagome ran up the stairs after Inuyasha who was about to enter his room. When the two were inside, Inuyasha closed the door behind them and then began to take off his clothes. Kagome shrieked and turned around, "What the hell are you doing?"

"Getting comfortable. What's the problem?"

"I hope you aren't getting completely naked!"
"I'm still in my boxers, not that you would mind anyway," he replied smiling.

Kagome turned red and turned back around, "And what is that supposed to mean?!"

"You know you like my body."

"I do not!"

"Then why are you blushing?"

The black haired girl crossed her arms over her chest, "I refuse to answer that question."

Inuyasha walked over to Kagome, in his boxers, and pressed her against the wall she leaning against. He grabbed her by the upper part of her arms and buried his head in her neck. Kagome's eyes widened when he brushed his lips against the bruise he made earlier and ran his tongue over it. Inuyasha kissed up the side of her neck and along her jaw line then pulled away. He smirked at her then walked over his abandoned comforter and grabbed his guitar. Kagome stayed on the wall she was just pushed against and stared at Inuyasha in shock and confusion.

"What's wrong Kagome?" asked Inuyasha sarcastically.

"...What the hell was that about?"
"What are you talking about?"
"You know damn well what I'm talking about."

"Oh, you mean that," he smiled, "I could do it again if you want me to."

"Hell no! If you ever do that again I'll-"

"Do what? The worst you could do to me is purify me or..." he pointed to the scar on his chest, "...or shoot me..."

Kagome gasped at the size of the wound, and then she wondered why she didn't notice it before. Now that she thought about it, she could see that he had other scars on him as well but most of them were on his arms. 'Who did that to him?'

"One of Kikyo's boyfriends did this to me when I caught them."

The dark haired priestess immediately groaned at the mention of her look-a-like's name; that Kikyo was always the cause of someone's problem. Then she wondered what Inuyasha caught them doing in the first place. "What was she, they, doing?"

"Me and Kikyo were dating at that time and I caught her cheating on me with some human so his first instinct was to shoot me since I'm a half demon," he replied while picking his comforter and throwing it on the bed.

"That's dumb."
"I'll say. I had to get a heart transplant too. They just opened up the bullet hole, put a new heart in and sewed it up...I guess it wasn't so bad. It just felt weird to die and be brought back to life like that." Inuyasha just shrugged his shoulders and started to play his guitar softly while sitting on the bed.

"That bitch ruins everything."

Inuyasha looked up, "Are you just now figuring that out?"

"No; didn't I tell you how we use to be friends?"

"Must have slipped my mind. Sit," he said while patting the spot next to him. Kagome moved from next to the wall and sat next to Inuyasha.

"What's up?"

"Nothing really. Tell me something that happened to you."

"I don't want to."

Inuyasha put his guitar on the floor, "You don't have a choice."
"What do you mean?"

Inuyasha turned around and pinned Kagome to the bed. He was leaning over her in a dominating pose and holding onto her arms while straddling her waist. "This is what I mean."
The two's noses were practically touching each other and Kagome swore she could taste Raman on his breath. "Inuyasha, what the hell?"

"I said you didn't have a choice in the matter so now you have to tell me or you can't leave," he replied.

"Are you serious?"

"As a heart attack."

Kagome turned her head, "We're going to be here for a while then."

"That's fine with me," Inuyasha replied while burying his head in Kagome's neck. Kagome became rigid as Inuyasha's canines trailed up her skin, leaving goose bumps behind. Inuyasha chuckled at Kagome's reaction.

"Are you ready to talk now?"
Kagome shook her head, making Inuyasha laugh more. "I have ways of making you talk..."

Kagome didn't like the way he said that but still didn't want to talk at all. Inuyasha pressed his face in the middle of her collarbones and kisses her gently, and then he moved down towards the middle of her cleavage and kissed the space between her breasts then lifted his head back up to see Kagome blush red like a tomato. "So you do like the feeling of my mouth against your skin..."

"N-no! That was just unexpected!" Kagome protested.

"Oh really? Then why aren't you resisting?"

"Um...well...It's not like I can get you off of me anyway."

Inuyasha smirked, "Are you sure that's the reason? Or is it something else?"

"No...Now would you mind getting off of me?"

"Actually I would. We are going to stay like this until you tell me." The girl underneath him sighed and closed her eyes in frustration.

While Kagome was busy sorting out her problems, Inuyasha decided to have a little fun. He pushed both of her arms over her head and crossed them at the wrists so that he could have one hand free. When Kagome opened her eyes, she realized what position she was in and began to get freaked out; she had been in this position before and didn't like what came with it. She began to get an anxiety attack and started flailing underneath Inuyasha while trying to get him off of her. After a while, Kagome forgot her surroundings and thought Inuyasha was an enemy and successfully kicked him in the balls. The half demon yelled in pain, fell off of her and crawled into the fetal position with his hands between his legs. Kagome had backed into a corner and was sitting with her back towards Inuyasha and her knees hugged to her chest.

Seconds later, Sesshomaru came running up the stairs and busted through the door to see Inuyasha and Kagome on the floor on opposite sides of the room. He was confused to say the least as questions popped in his head. "What the hell just happened?"

"I d-don't damn know," stuttered Inuyasha who was still in pain. Kagome had kicked him pretty hard and had bruised his groin muscle.

"Kagome?" Sesshomaru called out to the miko. Kagome was unresponsive and was staring straight at the wall like it was the greatest thing in the world. Sesshomaru cautiously walked over to her and tapped her on the shoulder. When she still didn't respond, he crouched down next to her.

"Kagome. Look at me." Kagome turned her head towards Sesshomaru slowly and stared into his golden eyes.

"What happened?" asked Sesshomaru.

Kagome turned away from his face, "I had an anxiety attack."

"And what did my stupid brother do to cause this?"

Behind them, Inuyasha yelled, "What I did?!"

"Shut up," Sesshomaru ordered.

"I can't tell you," Kagome said finally.

"Why not?"

"I...I...I just can't. It's not Inuyasha's fault, it's mine. It's all my fault..."

"What's your fault?" asked Sesshomaru.

"...If I hadn't fought back, she'd still be alive..."

"She who? Who's dead? You're not making any sense."

"...It's my fault..." Kagome began repeated this phrase a few times until she became silent and went back to staring at the wall. Inuyasha had recovered and walked over to where Kagome and Sesshomaru were.

"Ok," Inuyasha started, "What the hell just happened?"

"Obviously, Kagome's suffering from an anxiety attack and is aware of it. Do you have any of your anxiety pills left?"

"Duh. You know I do," he replied.

"Well where are they, smart ass?"

Inuyasha went to his desk, opened one of the drawers and pulled out a small prescription bottle that was halfway full and threw it at Sesshomaru who caught it. "Knock yourself out."

Sesshomaru opened the bottle and handed two of the pills to Kagome, "Take these; they will make you feel better."

"What are they?" Kagome asked suspiciously while staring into Sesshomaru's hand.

"Anxiety pills. I prescribed them to Inuyasha when he was younger. You can trust me Kagome; I'm a legal doctor and a psychiatrist."

Kagome took the pills from his hand and inspected them before swallowing them. Then she buried her head in her knees again and sat like that for a few minutes.

'Note to self,' thought Inuyasha, 'never pin Kagome down like that again.'

The eldest brother stood up and asked to talk to Inuyasha outside of the room where the episode had occurred. Inuyasha looked at Kagome once more with concern then walked out of the room. Sesshomaru was waiting on the wall outside of Inuyasha's room with his arms folded over his chest. "What is it?"

"I want to know what the hell happened in there," said Sesshomaru. Inuyasha growled at his older brother; he didn't want to relay what had just happened in that room to him.


"It's important that I know what caused it so the both of us can make sure it never happens again."

Inuyasha sighed and mumbled something under his breath that Sesshomaru couldn't understand. "What was that, Inuyasha?"

"I pinned her arms above her head..."

Sesshomaru raised one of his eyebrows at his brother, "You what?"

"Me and Kagome were talking and I told her something that Kikyo did to me and I asked her to tell me something from her past. She didn't want to of course so I started messing with her and I pinned her arms above her head and she started freaking out and kicked me. Is that good enough for you Dr. Fluffy?" Inuyasha said with slight annoyance.

Ignoring the last comment, Sesshomaru reasoned that the last thing Inuyasha did to Kagome triggered a memory that caused her to have an anxiety attack. "Inuyasha, I think it would be best if you never pinned Kagome down like that again."

"Wasn't planning on it," he responded, "I think all of my children will thank me if I never do that again."

"Right. And if you decided to do it again, she would probably purify you at the same time."

"Ouch. Stop talking like that; you're making my groin hurt."

"Thanks, I really wanted to know that," Sesshomaru sarcastically replied.

"Don't deny it. You know you have feelings for me."

As the two were enjoying a slightly lighter moment, Kagome walked into the hallway looking slightly sad. Inuyasha was too busy laughing at Sesshomaru dismay to notice her walk right next to him.

"Inuyasha," Kagome said softly, scaring the crap out of Inuyasha. He practically jumped into Sesshomaru's arms when he heard her speak. Sesshomaru dropped his brother and got scowled at the injured half demon.

Inuyasha turned back to Kagome, "Hey Kagome."

"I um...wanted to say sorry for kicking you in the family jewels like that. I should've just told you..."

"You didn't have to; I shouldn't have pressured you about it. I deserved it."

Sesshomaru smirked at their touchy moment, "Seems as if you two have grown close over these few days."

"Fuck off," retorted Inuyasha. Sesshomaru snickered at him and went back downstairs to have more tea.

Inuyasha rolled his eyes at his brother then went back to talking to Kagome, "I guess you're going home now, right?"

"I guess so. Could you come over tomorrow? I need your help with something and I'd rather not get into it with the meds in my system," she responded and yawned.

Inuyasha nodded with some regret since it was his fault that she took the pills, "I'll be there."

"Good. Well, I'll see myself out."

Kagome made her way down the stairs towards the door then stopped and turned towards the stairs where Inuyasha still was, "Oh yeah. If you decide to walk again and Kouga picks on you again, tell me so I can kick his ass."

Inuyasha nodded, 'Someone seems to be feeling better.'

The halfway medicated miko left the grand house and got in her car to leave. She started the engine and sped out of the drive way onto the road that led to her house. On the way back, Kagome wondered if her family had gotten back from the family reunion. When she parked her car in the garage and opened the door, she saw that Souta was sitting at the table playing his DS and Raishira was busy washing dishes while making dinner.

"Hey guys," greeted Kagome, "how was the reunion?"

"Boring," said Souta without looking up.

"No it wasn't," Raishira protested, "It was fun catching up with distant family members."

"Boring," repeated Souta.

Raishira sighed and went back to the dishes, "So how was your day Kagome?"

"Meh. It was okay," Kagome lied.

"That's it? Nothing interesting at all?"


"Oh, okay then," Raishira turned around, "If there's anything you want to talk about, you know you can tell me."

"I know," Kagome replied as she put her keys on its hook, then she left the kitchen and walked up the stairs into her room where she flopped onto her bed. Kagome got herself ready for bed after a while and drifted off to sleep.

On Sunday, Kagome woke up in a slightly better mood than the one she was in yesterday. She yawned, scratched her head and walked into the bathroom to wake up. Kagome then took a long hot shower and brushed her hair and teeth before leaving the bathroom in a towel. The slender but strong girl decided on red plaid pants with a chain and holes in them, black leggings to go underneath the pants, a black tank top, and a studded bracelet. When she had gotten dressed, she trotted downstairs and went into the kitchen to see if Raishira was awake or not and she was.

Kagome sat on one of the chairs in the kitchen while Raishira, who had her back turned, prepared breakfast. Her little brother Souta was playing his DS yet again at the table and Kagome had a persistent urge to snatch it away from him and throw it out the window. But of course, she did nothing to annoy or upset her brother. When breakfast was finally served, Kagome and Souta gobbled it up quickly, giving Souta hiccups in the process, and went their ways.

Around 2:30, a knock came from the front door so Kagome went to see who it was with an annoyed face; she was playing Super Mario Bros. Melee. It was Inuyasha so she let him in and quit her game. "I was starting to wonder when you would show up."

Inuyasha rolled his eyes and replied, "I would have gotten here sooner but I got into another fight with Kouga."

"Oh boy. Did he hurt you like before?"

Inuyasha shrugged his shoulders, "More or less."

Kagome sighed, "I guess that means I have to kill Kouga."

"Why you just rip off Kouga's tail and beat him with it?" suggested Inuyasha evilly.

"Hmm," thought Kagome, "I'll keep that in mind."

Kagome grabbed her keys and made her way to the garage. She decided on her precious bike and shoved Inuyasha onto it while she opened the garage door. Inuyasha quickly caught himself before he went flying over the bike and sat on it while waiting for Kagome. When she was ready, Kagome hopped on the bike, in front of Inuyasha, and revved up her engine so she could fly out of the garage like usual. Kagome asked Inuyasha where he and Kouga had fought so he pointed to the woodsy area in the suburban area he passed on the way to her house. They arrived minutes (more like seconds) later and got off of the bike to check out the overgrown terrain. Kagome spotted Kouga and his gang 'o wolves and motioned to Inuyasha that they were in the next clearing. She walked out into the area where Kouga was sitting with his other jock friends and confronted him. He looked surprised to see her and went to greet her.

"Hey Kagome! What are you doing in a place like this?" he asked.

She replied sweetly, "Looking for you."

"So you finally stopped hanging around that inbreed?"

"Actually, I came here for something?" she said seductively.

"And what would that be?" Kouga asked, getting closer to Kagome.

"It would be..." Kagome pulled out a can of mace from her pocket and sprayed it in Kouga's eyes, "THIS!! SUCKER!"

"AAGH! MY EYES!" yelled Kouga as he fell to the ground covering his eyes. Kouga trembled on the ground in pain as the acidy spray went all over his eyes. Inuyasha, as well as Kagome, was laughing his ass off as Kouga's little jock friends tried to help their leader up off the ground.

"Payback's a bitch isn't it?" asked Inuyasha.

"Sure is," Kagome answered.

"Let's go. I wanna know what you need help with. I hope its Kikyo-killing related," Inuyasha stated, suddenly bored. As they turned to leave, Kouga stood up and jumped on Inuyasha's back although Kagome was the one who assaulted him. The two fell to the ground and wrestled a bit until Kagome had had enough of pointless fight. Kagome kicked Kouga off of Inuyasha and pulled up her friend who had a bloody nose and a small bruise on his face.

Kouga got off of the ground and shouted, "Does every woman you know have to pull you out of your own fights? I'm sure your pathetic mother is so proud of her weak little hanyou."

Inuyasha and Kagome were just about to leave but Inuyasha stopped dead in his tracks and turned to Kouga, "What was that?"

"I said 'I'm sure your pathetic mother is so proud of her weak, little, hanyou.' Did you get that, inbreed?" asked Kouga as he sneered at Inuyasha.

Inuyasha charged at Kouga and punched him in the stomach, "Don't you dare talk about my mother!"

Kagome gasped when she saw a bit of blood fly out of Kouga's mouth. Kouga fell to the ground but Inuyasha kept hitting him and the other wolf demons were trying to get him off of their leader. The scene looked like a pack of rabid dogs going at it making Kagome remembered an old dog whistle she had on the chain of her pants and blew into it. Kouga's gang and Inuyasha stopped what they were doing and covered their ears and cried out in pain although Kagome couldn't hear anything. Kagome quickly grabbed Inuyasha and pulled him through the bushes of the forest. She forced him onto the bike and jumped on it as well then drove them both back to her house.

When they arrived, Kagome dragged Inuyasha into the house and threw him on the couch. Kagome massaged Inuyasha's throbbing ears to the point where he started to lean into her touch again and then she let go. Inuyasha growled softly in annoyance at the way she always started something and never finished it.

"Why'd you pull me away from that mangy wolf?" he asked suddenly.

"Oh, I don't know," she said sarcastically, "Maybe it's because you looked like you were going to kill him."

"You actually care about that bastard?!"

"Hell no!"

Inuyasha sat up and faced Kagome, "Then why'd you stop me?!"

"Because you two were fighting like animals and you already have a bloody nose!"

Inuyasha put a hand up to his nose, brushed a finger under it and looked at what came off. It was indeed blood. "So how bad did I beat up Kouga?"

Kagome slapped her face in annoyance, "I don't know and I don't care. How can you be worried about him when you have a bloody nose?!"

Inuyasha shrugged his shoulders, "Now what's this big plan of yours? I can worry about my nose later."

"Okay," Kagome said with a sigh, "First, we should use what we know about Kikyo against her to basically ruin her life until she commits suicide."

"So what do you have in mind? I'd really like to break her face in."

"This may bother you but, I need you to pretend to go out with her so-"

"WHAT?!" Inuyasha exclaimed, "I'm not going out with that disgusting, slutty, whorish, life-sucking wench ever again!"

"You'll have to for this thing to work."

"Damn it…How long do I have to date that whore?" he asked unenthusiastically.

"A few weeks at the most," Inuyasha groaned accordingly. "At least we don't have to keep up this stupid charade anymore."

Inuyasha smiled, alerting Kagome, "I know what you're thinking. Get it out of your system."

"Thank you……bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitchy bitch, bitch. Can I sing the Bitch Song?"


"I guess I should call her."

Kikyo was lying on her bed reading the latest issue of Playgirl. She lived in a small two bedroom house with her room mate (house mate?). The place was very shabby; they had a lot of parties that caused damage to various parts of their house and made stains of all kinds all over. The last party they has caused the cops to be called and someone got hauled away to jail for disturbing the peace and the possession of a firearm.

Earlier, Kikyo was thinking of a good way to get rid of Kagome and get Inuyasha all to herself but nothing came out right except for one thing; she would introduce a little someone to Kagome from her past. Yes, that would run Kagome away for good and Kikyo would get to "pet" Inuyasha whenever she wanted. Kikyo giggled at the thought as she flipped the pages of the pornographic magazine.

Suddenly, the phone rang. Kikyo was hoping that it was her little "Akita" so she answered it quickly. "Hello Inuyasha!"

"How'd you know it was me?" so it was indeed Inuyasha, the hanyou she lusted after.

"I have my ways…So; did you drop that disgusting bitch Kagome yet?"

"Yep. I dumped her this morning."

"Yay!" she exclaimed, "Will you go out with me now?"

There was a pause, "…That's why I was calling…I realized that I love you and I can't be without you."

"Really?!" Kikyo squealed with happiness.

"Uh huh. On Monday, let's rub it in her ugly face."

"Okay! Love you my love pup!"

"…Love you too…"

When they both hung up the phone, Kikyo jumped off of her bed and did a little happy dance until a knock came to her door. "Come in."

A man walked in. He was about 18 to 20 years of age and he had jet black locks of hair that fell above his hips. His eyes were ruby red and he seemed to be wearing some kind of purplish eyeliner. It was either that or he had very dark circles around his eyes.

"So was that Inuyasha?" he asked.

"Of course it was, love. Everything is going perfectly according to plan," Kikyo replied smiling.

The man smiled a mischievous but evil smile and said "Good. Let's see how far we can push Kagome until she breaks. Again."

Kikyo laughed like the witch she was and then her room mate laughed as well. The laughter stopped and the person began to take their leave. "See you tomorrow, Naraku."

Inuyasha closed his cell phone and said, "Mission accomplished."

"What did she say?" asked Kagome.

"She wants to go back out with me just as you planned."

"I knew it! Now tomorrow you have to act like you said you would, okay?"

Inuyasha growled and rolled his eyes, "Fine…bitch."

Kagome rolled her eyes and asked "You are really in love with that word aren't you?"


Kagome sighed, "Doesn't matter anyway. I guess I'll see you tomorrow."

"See ya," Inuyasha said and left.

'Kikyo has no idea what we've got planned,' thought Kagome. But, Kagome didn't know what Kikyo and this 'Naraku' had planned for her.


I hope you liked it! It took for freakin' ever but I like how it turned out. Until next time! Sayonara.

Miko – priestess

Hanyou – half demon

Macabre [Mah-cob-bruh – French word for ghoulish, gory, morbid, gruesome, etc.

InuTaisho – Inuyasha's father