Things we would have loved to hear in Stargate Atlantis
Thank the lord it´s drabble time again :)
This is set up for 101 Things, I really hope I can come up with them.
Here are the first 16 ones.
"Um, good Wraith, very good Wraith, do you want, um, a power bar, just sit down, okay? Oh no, you´re not gonna kill me, oh no! Just because I´m a silly sidekick character, right?!"
2. McKay (sobbing)
"Elizabeeeeth, Johnny is sooo mean to me!"
3. Teyla (encountering a planet)
"Oh, yes, the xxxxx – a bunch of cadgers, dumb like shit and smelling worse than a herd of goats in mid july.We should just kill them and take whatever we need."
4. McKay "So, what was the name again? Zenpuka?"Zelenka punches him
"It´s okay John, these villagers might not have machine guns or any weapons at all, but since their muckrakes look threatening, it´s okay to kill all of them."
6. Zelenka (to McKay)
"If ain´t broken, don´t fix it!"
7. Scientist chick one "Hey, look at my new uniform! Ain´t that one cool?"
Scientist chick two "Bitch! You wear the same one I do!"
8. McKay "And that´s my sister Jeannie."
Sheppard "Nice boobs."
9. Anybody "Um, Ronon, are those scars on your back from the Wraith?"
Ronon "Hell no dude. My wife just sometimes was a bit dominant in bed."
"Booooooi, that´s sweet dude!"
11. McKay (to Cadman in his head)
"Oh just shut up or I tell Beckett all the things you wanna do with him once you finally got him strapped down on your bed – oh yes, one about whipped cream too!"
12. Beckett (using the control chair)
"Haha! Die you bloody bastards, DIEEEE!"
"Do I look fat in this HazMat suit?"
14. Weir (about Micheal) "So, what do we call him?"
Sheppard "I think I´ll name him Bambi."
15. Sumner (before dying)
"I´m … your … (rattle) father.. John"
"Ey, McKay – were´s my puddle jumper?"