Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.


Chat Room #1 (Part One)

Ramenlover has signed on. (Naruto)

Curious has signed on. (Hinata)

Pretty n' Pink has signed on. (Sakura)

Bugbite has signed on. (Shino)

Idon'tcare has signed on. (Shikamaru)

Ramenlover says:

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!

Pretty n' Pink says:

Hi, Naruto.

Curious says:

Hi, Naruto-kun.

Idon'tcare says:

Whatever.

Bugbite says:

So many people…

Pretty n' Pink says:

I haven't seen Sasuke-kun in a long time.

Idon'tcare says:

He probably died.

Curious says:

Shikamaru-kun! That's not nice!

Idon'tcare says:

So? I don't care.

Pretty n' Pink says:

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Bugbite says:

Ramenlover says:

Sakura-chan, what's wrong?

Pretty n' Pink says:

HOW DARE YOU?!

Ramenlover says:

What? Me?

Pretty n' Pink says:

SHIKAMARU, YOU LAZY GOOD FOR NOTHING! HOW DARE YOU KILL MY SASUKE-KUN?!

Idon'tcare says:

You think I killed him? How troublesome…

Pretty n' Pink says:

SAY YOUR PRAYERS, YOU SOB! YOU'RE DYING TONIGHT!

Idon'tcare says:

WTF?!

Ramenlover says:

Whoa! Sakura-chan!

Curious says:

Sakura, calm down!

Pretty n' Pink has signed off.

Bugbite says:

Something tells me that this isn't gonna be good.

Curious says:

Shikamaru-kun, why did you have to get Sakura mad?

Idon'tcare says:

What did I do?

Ramenlover says:

You just had to piss her off, didn't you?

Idon'tcare says:

It ain't my fault!

Bugbite says:

I have a really bad feeling about this.

Curious says:

Huh?

Idon'tcare says:

OMFG!

Ramenlover says:

What happened?

Idon'tcare says:

Sakura just blew up my front door with a bazooka!

Curious says:

Oh no!

Ramenlover says:

What the hell?!

Bugbite says:

I knew something bad would happen.

Idon'tcare says:

OMFG! SOMEONE HELP ME!!!

Ramenlover says:

What happened now?

Curious says:

Shikamaru-kun?

Idon'tcare says:

Sakura's trying to shoot me with the freakin' bazooka!

Curious says:

OMG!

Idon'tcare has been disconnected.

Bugbite says:

Poor Shikamaru.

Ramenlover says:

OMG! Sakura-chan's really gonna kill him!

Curious says:

What should we do?

Ramenlover says:

Eat ramen!

Bugbite says:

Curious says:

But we should try to help Shikamaru-kun!

Ramenlover says:

Hmm…let me think about this…

Bugbite says:

Well? What's it gonna be? Are you going to help him?

Ramenlover says:

Nah. I wanna eat ramen.

Curious says:

Yea. I guess ramen's more important than Shikamaru-kun.

Ramenlover says:

Yup.

Bugbite says:

Yup.

Frenchcookies has signed on.

I'm Too Sexy has signed on.

Bugbite says:

What? More people?

I'm Too Sexy says:

Yo. Wassup.

Ramenlover says:

WTF? Who's "I'm Too Sexy"?

Curious says:

Must be a narcissist.

Bugbite says:

Ramenlover says:

Narcissist? Then there's only one person who can be "I'm Too Sexy"!

Curious says:

Who?

Ramenlover says:

Gaara! Who else?

Frenchcookies says:

WTF?! That's not me!

Bugbite says:

Who the hell are you?

Frenchcookies says:

I'm Gaara! Why the hell does everyone think I'm a narcissist?!

Ramenlover says:

'Cause you are one!

Frenchcookies says:

No I'm not! I love myself and only myself! That's not narcissism!

Ramenlover says:

That's the exact freakin' definition of narcissism! Loving yourself!

Curious says:

Um, guys?

Frenchcookies says:

I'm not a narcissist!

Ramenlover says:

Yes you are!

Curious says:

Guys?

Frenchcookies says:

No I'm not!

Ramenlover says:

YES YOU ARE!

Curious says:

GUYS!

Frenchcookies says:

Who the hell are you?

Curious says:

Me?

Frenchcookies says:

Yea, you. I know that "Ramenlover" is that idiot Naruto and "Bugbite" is probably Shino, but who're you?

Curious says:

I'm Hinata, but that doesn't matter right now.

Ramenlover says:

Why not?

Curious says:

Just listen to me!

Ramenlover says:

Ok.

Curious says:

Gaara is "Frenchcookies", right?

Bugbite says:

Yea.

Ramenlover says:

That reminds me. What kind of a freakin' name is "Frenchcookies"?! Gaara, you're not French!

Frenchcookies says:

How would you know, you idiot?

Curious says:

QUIET!

Ramenlover says:

Frenchcookies says:

Bugbite says:

Curious says:

If Gaara is "Frenchcookies", then who's "I'm Too Sexy"?

I'm Too Sexy says:

I am!

Ramenlover says:

AAAAAHHHHHH!

Frenchcookies says:

Shut up, fool!

Ramenlover says:

Hey! How'd you know my middle name?

Bugbite says:

Curious says:

Who are you?

Ramenlover says:

Me? I'm Naruto Uzumaki. Nice to meet you.

Frenchcookies says:

Not you, moron! She's asking "I'm Too Sexy"!

Ramenlover says:

Oh. Sorry.

I'm Too Sexy says:

Well…

Bugbite says:

Well?

I'm Too Sexy says:

I am…

Ramenlover says:

You are…?!

I'm Too Sexy says:

I'm Kakashi!

Ramenlover says:

WTF?

Frenchcookies says:

WTF?

Bugbite says:

WTF?

Curious says:

OMG!


This is my first time trying this, so please give me some reviews and don't be too mean!!