AN: What it is? I'm back and I'm writing two stories at once. I do not own Naruto and if I did, it wouldn't be on any kids show I know. Reviews!

My dream of becoming Hokage was quickly shot down when I started going through some…changes. Not the teenage hormone changes. Though, at times like these I wish it were just that, hormones. I, Uzumaki Naruto, keeper of the great Kyubi, merged with said spirit. People often believe that Kyubi and I get along just peachy keen like she was my mother/sister/brother type figure. Such poor, naïve, souls. Kyubi's more like an itch I can't scratch unless I wanna gouge my eyes out. Kyubi doesn't even have a gender for Pete's sake! Kyubi's more of an 'it', 'it' can take any shape or form 'it' wants. Anyways, Kyubi and I merged into one body. I can't hear 'it' as clear as I used to but I can still sense 'it's' charka and feelings. Though, I do retract my one comment about being motherly/sisterly/brotherly; it can be very protective of me. How about I tell you how it all started…