I have a few drabbles that I'd like to share with you - everything from amusing to dramatic. Drabbles are 100 word stories. Enjoy!

Reading aloud
Characters: Qui-Gon Jinn, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Tahl
Timeframe/Genre: JA, humor
Summary: Sometimes, even a great delivery doesn't help bad writing
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Qui-Gon Jinn or Obi-Wan Kenobi or the Star Wars concept; Lucasfilm does. I am very respectfully borrowing them with no intent to profit. No credits have changed hands. No copyright infringement is intended.

"My adored one, your ardent eyes consume my being with... Obi-Wan, women like this sort of thing?"

"Absolutely. Only yesterday, Master Tahl was reading it and smiling a lot."

"Hummmm... my heart aflame, burning with desire for your fervent touch, every... I can't believe it. I would have thought Tahl had better taste. She liked this?"

"Well, she kept quoting it."

"Passionate kisses sear my... this is impossible. In the Force's name, why does Tahl want me to read this to her?"

"She said bad writing sounds better when you read it..."


"And... she needed a good laugh."