Author's Note- I own nothing...


Jack Sparrow- You know what? I am gonna kill Elizabeth for trying to kill me!

William Turner- Yeah! And I'll help you do it!

Jack Sparrow- Let's kill her tomorrow. I want a doughnut.


James Norrington- Elizabeth's ugly. I'm going to go marry a goat.

Jack Sparrow- Good luck with that!


Jack Sparrow- You know what? I hate rum! HATE IT! HATE IT! HATE IT!!

William Turner- I like apple cider. Want some?


Cutler Beckett- F is for friends who do stuff together.

James Norrington- U is for you and me!

William Turner- N is for anywhere, anytime at all!

Davy Jones- Down here in the deep blue sea!


Elizabeth Swann- I like to move it move it!
Davy Jones- Anyone up for seafood?
William Turner- Screw you Elizabeth! This relationship is over!

Elizabeth Swann- But..(sob) Why?

William Turner- You're way too obsessed with your hair. Mine is so much more awesome!

Jack Sparrow- WTF?


Davy Jones- Where's my best friend Jack Sparrow?

Jack Sparrow- Here I am!

Davy Jones- Do you want some milk and cookies?


Hector Barbossa- OH! Look at those cute bedsheets with Captain Sparrow on them! I HAVE to have them!!


Jack the Monkey- I..like..big...butts and I cannot lie...lalalalalal...lala

Mr. Gibbs- Oo


Elizabeth Swann- DON'T WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT!!

Jack Sparrow- You're not even American, luv.

ELizabeth Swann- DON'T WANT THE NATION TO GATHER NEW MEDIA!!

William Turner- (comes in the room) AH! MY EARS!! THEY BURN!!!