Author's Note- I own nothing...
Jack Sparrow- You know what? I am gonna kill Elizabeth for trying to kill me!
William Turner- Yeah! And I'll help you do it!
Jack Sparrow- Let's kill her tomorrow. I want a doughnut.
James Norrington- Elizabeth's ugly. I'm going to go marry a goat.
Jack Sparrow- Good luck with that!
Jack Sparrow- You know what? I hate rum! HATE IT! HATE IT! HATE IT!!
William Turner- I like apple cider. Want some?
Cutler Beckett- F is for friends who do stuff together.
James Norrington- U is for you and me!
William Turner- N is for anywhere, anytime at all!
Davy Jones- Down here in the deep blue sea!
Elizabeth Swann- I like to move it move it!
Davy Jones- Anyone up for seafood?
William Turner- Screw you Elizabeth! This relationship is over!
Elizabeth Swann- But..(sob) Why?
William Turner- You're way too obsessed with your hair. Mine is so much more awesome!
Jack Sparrow- WTF?
Davy Jones- Where's my best friend Jack Sparrow?
Jack Sparrow- Here I am!
Davy Jones- Do you want some milk and cookies?
Hector Barbossa- OH! Look at those cute bedsheets with Captain Sparrow on them! I HAVE to have them!!
Jack the Monkey- I..like..big...butts and I cannot lie...lalalalalal...lala
Mr. Gibbs- Oo
Elizabeth Swann- DON'T WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT!!
Jack Sparrow- You're not even American, luv.
ELizabeth Swann- DON'T WANT THE NATION TO GATHER NEW MEDIA!!
William Turner- (comes in the room) AH! MY EARS!! THEY BURN!!!