Disclaimer:I wish with all my heart that I could own something as awesome as Naruto, but that wish won't come true. (sigh)
a/n: I was on vacation for the whole entire summer so don't kill me for not updating for so long! Please!
THE HAPPENINGS OF ROCK LEE
Chapter 3- Going Bowling
I woke up to greet the rays of the sun—THE SUN?! IT WAS BACK! MY MORTAL ENEMY WAS BACK! I HAD TO DEFEAT IT!
I immediately jumped off the bed, landing on Neji who was asleep on the floor next to the bed I was sleeping in. He gasped out an "Oof!" as I stepped off of him and ran towards the door. He instantly looked up at me with fury in his eyes. He jumped up, roared and charged at me, tackling me down the stairs. I rolled down the stairs and into a closet. Neji ran down the stairs to the closet and quickly slammed the door closed. Then he happily went upstairs to his room and sighed contently as he threw himself onto his comfortable bed.
How dare he? While he was comfortably sleeping, he left me to be uncomfortable in a closet?! I sat in that closet, thinking of a way to get back at him when I remembered the sun! I had to defeat it!
Meanwhile, Hiashi had called Neji, Hinata and Hanabi for a youthful breakfast. "KIDS! GET THE HELL DOWN HERE! I GOT YOUR FREAKIN' BREAKFAST READY!"
"Coming dad!" replied Hinata and Hanabi.
"Yea, yea, I'm coming!" said Neji.
Hinata and Hanabi had already come down and had started to eat. Neji was coming down now. He just came in front of the closet door as he was heading for the kitchen when I kicked the door down.
"YAAAAA!" Neji cried as he jumped back to avoid getting hit. I stood two inches in front of the closet, lowering my foot from the kick. I looked over at Neji. He looked horrified, then regained his posture just to lose it again when Hiashi yelled, "NEJI?! I KNOW I JUST HEARD A DOOR BREAK RIGHT NOW!"
Neji muttered, "Damn it!" Then he turned me and screamed, "DAMN YOU!"
"WHAT WAS THAT, NEJI?!" Hiashi screamed angrily.
"NOTHING! I DIDN'T SAY IT TO YOU!"
"I DON'T CARE! THE MONEY TO REPLACE THE DOOR'S COMING OUT OF YOUR ALLOWANCE!"
"BUT I DIDN'T BREAK IT! WAIT—I MEAN THAT WASN'T A DOOR THAT JUST BROKE NOW!"
"THEN WHAT THE HELL WAS IT?!"
"Um…IT WAS…IT WAS…A…A PENCIL! YEAH, A PENCIL!" Neji stuttered.
"WELL, THE MONEY TO REPLACE THAT PENCIL'S COMING OUT OF YOUR ALLOWANCE!"
"WHY?! IT'S JUST A PENCIL! CAN'T YOU BUY ANOTHER ONE?!"
"'CAUSE I'M CHEAP, THAT'S WHY NOT!" Hiashi shouted. NOW COME'ERE AND EAT YOUR GODDAMN BREAKFAST!"
Neji sighed. "COMING!"
He walked to the kitchen angrily but his face lit up when he saw his breakfast. "Awesome!" he said as he sat down to eat. I ignored him and ran straight toward the door, ready to face the sun again. That's when the smell of Neji's breakfast drifted to my nose.
I came to a halt and turned toward the direction of the kitchen. I sped toward the delicious smell.
Neji was just about to dig in when I youthfully threw an exploding note underneath his chair. I waited for the BOOM! and watched as he and his chair shot straight through the ceiling, the 2nd floor and the roof into the sky. "HOLY—LEE, YOU DUMBASS, WHY THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!!!!" Neji started falling down and smashed right into a dumpster.
I looked at the youthful breakfast and immediately shoved the whole thing down my mouth. Then I looked up at everyone else. They were staring at me in confusion. I smiled a smile of youth, showing all my teeth. Hinata, Hanabi, and Hiashi cringed from the beautiful sight.
Then I got an idea. "Why don't we go bowling?!" I shouted youthfully with glee.
Hiashi was about to scream, "Who the fuck are you and why the fuck are you in my house?!" but he thought over what I said for a moment, then said, "Why not? It would be fun! Whaddya say, girls?"
"Yay!" Hanabi cheered.
"O-Okay," Hinata agreed.
So, as they got ready, I youthfully marched out the door to the dumpster that Neji was in. He looked half-dead. So I went right next to his ear and youthfully screamed, "NEJI! DO YOU WANT TO GO BOWLING?!"
I think I made him three-fourths dead after that. So I grabbed the collar of his shirt and dragged him to Hiashi's car. (a/n: Yes, he has a car. Everyone has a car in this fanfic.) I threw him in the trunk, but he didn't fit, so I sat him up on the roof of the car.
Once the car got moving, Neji snapped out of being three-fourths dead. He looked, left, right then left again. Then he looked down and screamed a scream of youth. "WHO THE HELL PUT ME UP HERE?!"
"Bridge!" Hinata and Hanabi said, and Neji ducked youthfully as we passed under a bridge. Neji sat up and youthfully sighed in relief. Then he leaned over the side and looked in through the window near Hinata. Not noticing it was Hinata next to that youthful window, he screamed, "LEE, I KNEW IT WAS YOU!" Hinata covered her ears and softly said, "Nii-san, it's me, Hinata!"
"Oh, sorry, Hinata-sama," Neji said, embarrassed. He sat up straight and started to say, "Eenie, meenie, miney, mo…" to try and decide which window I was sitting next to.
"Bridge!" Hinata and Hanabi said again. Neji ducked so fast that he smacked his head against the roof of the car.
"Ow!" he muttered, then he leaned over to the window that he had chosen earlier.
"LEE, YOU FREAKIN'—" Neji started to yell, but got youthfully slapped because it was Hanabi, not me.
"Nii-san, you idiot, I'm Hanabi! Don't yell in my ear!" she screamed.
Neji rubbed his cheek as tears poured down the sides of his face. "Lee, you retard," me muttered through tears, "I got slapped 'cause of you! You're gonna pay!"
He went to another window, sure that this had to be my youthful window. But he had forgotten that the window in the front right was the window to the driver's seat. So he stuck his head down there and yelled out profanities that I won't repeat. And Hiashi screamed in shock and lost control of the car. It sped down a hill then smacked into a tree. No one was hurt, even the car, except for Neji. The impact had thrown him off the roof of the car and smack against the youthful trunk of the youthful tree.
Hiashi didn't see Neji because he was too high up and put the car in reverse, getting back to the road. After Neji had pried himself off the tree, he ran after us screaming, "WAIT! YOU FORGOT MEEEEEEEEEE!"
After a while, Neji had caught up to the car and jumped back onto the roof. Now he knew for sure which window was mine, so he leaned over and started to scream at the top of his lungs.
"LEE, YOU FUCKING BASTARD, THIS IS ALL YOUR FUCKING FAULT! I HAD TO GO THROUGH SO FUCKING MUCH JUST 'CAUSE OF YOU! NOW I'M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU, YOU—"
Neji was interrupted when Hinata, Hanabi and Hiashi cried out, "BRIDGE!" Neji sat up saying, "Huh?" and as soon as we passed under the bridge, Neji was no longer on the roof. We had heard a loud thud and an "OOF!" just a moment ago. Hinata, Hanabi, Hiashi, and I youthfully turned around to see Neji's feet dangling from underneath the bridge. Then he slowly slid off and fell onto the road, just in time to youthfully get run over by a truck.
"Gah!" he gasped out, lying on the road with his arms spread out wide. Hiashi sighed and put his car in reverse to get back to Neji. He hit the brakes just before he reached Neji, but for some reason, the brakes didn't work, so the car youthfully ran over Neji then came to halt.
"Gah!" he cried again.
"Sorry, Neji!" Hiashi said from the car. "The brakes don't work!"
But Neji didn't answer. He had youthfully died. Well, I thought he did, but he didn't. Hiashi dragged Neji out from underneath the car and threw him inside the car. Then we were on our way again to the youthful bowling alley!
To be continued…
a/n: I know it's kinda short but I have to update my other fanfics too. I hope you enjoyed this chapter!