Disclaimer: Naruto does not belong to me, or I'd be very sadistic towards him.
Oh god. I feel nauseas. I've been feeling like that for a couple of days now, and today is the day I go visit Tsunade-sama again. I sighed. Great.
Anyway, I decided to walk there, instead of running or jumping through roofs because it might make feel even worse. It's not like I even wanted to go visit the Godaime, Naruto's making me go. Damn that dobe, I told him it's nothing, but he just won't listen. It's not like I did anything weird or ate anything weird these past few days. Let's see...I've been eating ramen nearly every morning, that could be it, but then again, I've been eating it for the past 12 years, how come it takes affect now? Unless someone poisoned me...nah. Who would do that anyway.
Hmm...what else...I work, I shower...hmm nothing wrong yet. And a few days ago I had sex with Naruto...but I don't think that would cause anything.
Oh look...we're here...at the Hokage tower. I slowly walk up the stairs, taking my time, so that it slows down the time until I have to see the Godaime. Ow. Ow. OW! Stomach pain. Damn...let's sit down for a bit...so I sit on the stairs, holding onto my stomach.
"Sasuke?" I heard someone call me.
I looked up, into the face of Sakura.
"Hn." I said, still holding tightly onto my stomach.
"Are you ok?" She asked, cocking an eyebrow.
"No." I answered truthfully.
"Then why don't you go see Tsunade-sama?" She asked me.
"That's why I'm here." I told her. Realization hit her.
"Ooohh...then let's go!" She said, starting to walk up the stairs, when suddenly she realised I have yet to move, and still in the same place as before. "Come Sasuke." She told me. "I don't bite."
"I can't move." I told her. Realization has hit her again.
"Oh! Let me help you." Since when has she become such a ditz?
Anyway, she helped me walk up the stairs and into the Hokage's office, well, more like you carried me, but whatever.
"TSUNADE-SAMA! SASUKE NEEDS HELP!" Sakura screeched. I never really liked her loud voice.
"Oh? Come over here." Tsunade said, pushing every paperwork off her desk, and pointed to it.
Sakura walked me there, pratically carrying me, and lifted me onto the desk. Tsunade then brung her hands over to me.
"So..where does it hurt?" She asked me.
"My stomach." I said. She stared at my stomach.
"Remove your hands." She said, and I did. She checked it, after she did, you can see she was really amused by this somehow.
"What?" I asked her.
"NARUTO! Come here!" I called out to him.
"What! I was eating ramen!" He said.
"I..." I started, not knowng how to say it.
"SPIT IT OUT!" He yelled to me, wanting to get back to his ramen.
"I'm pregnant again." I said.
...Oh boy...he fainted. And he's suppose to be the seme. Oh well, might as well go eat the ramen, wouldn't want it to get cold.
LOL! I don't know if I ended it too quick, but ehehe? HOPE YOU HAD FUN READING THIS!