"And then I was like 'Oh no, you did NOT!' And she was like 'Oh yeah, I did,' and I was like 'Bring it!' and then he walked by and I was all-"
–Insert annoying high-pitched squeal here-
"And I was like 'Bah-bye,' and then I walked up to him and was like 'Hi' and he said hi back and then he like smiled and I was like 'Oh my God!' but only in my head 'cause I didn't want him to think I was one of those like annoying girls who always think about themselves, and like, say 'like' all the time. That is sooooo annoying. Anyway, I was like "What's up?" and he was like 'The sky' and I laughed so hard! The sky! Isn't that so funny? I love a guy with a good sense of humor. Oh! I forgot to tell you! Ashley in math class has a huge crush on..."
2 hours later…
"And then I was like, 'That is sooooo cool!' Don't you think, Bella...Bella? Bella, are you sleeping!? Bella!"
Never ask Jessica how her day went. Unless you have plenty of time on your hands and enjoy being bored senseless.
A/N: Short and stupid. Yes, Jessica is out of character. Sort of. Who is she talking about? Don't know, don't care. This is just how I picture her talking in my head. Annoying, valley-girl chatterbox. Maybe we should make a petition for Stephenie Meyer to have some one eat her in the next book. (Sic her, Jacob!)
This was actually hard to write because of all the 'likes'. I don't know if I was put commas after them or before and after them, or what. Oh well.