Disclaimer: I don't own the Bible. I don't own God. Whatever, you get the point. Also, the World of Nothingness is a name I mentioned before in another story of mine. I own it, so ask permission before using, lol!

Note1: Do not use my review board for any of the petty little arguments you may have with your fellow reviewers. Flames are welcome; bash me all you want.

Note2: I was having supper when the thought suddenly came up to me. Has God ever sinned? And so, I tried to link God to the Seven Sins and that's how this story was born. Please, do note that not all information in this story is correct, and nor is it supposed to be.

I'll set up my top of Seven Deadly Sins first, before I talk about God. It would only be fair to let you know. 1: sloth/acedia, 2: pride/superbia, 3: greed/avaritia, 4: gluttony/gula, 5: wrath/ira, 6: lust/luxuria, 7: envy/invidia.

WARNING: I suggest you not to read this if the content offends you, but the risk is yours to take.


The two sat across from each other as they stared each other down. Finally the evil one of them let out a low sigh. "Alright, forget about it, we're not here to fight." He gave the One across from him a sharp look. "What was it that was important enough to drag me here to the World of Nothingness?"

The World of Nothing was a place where nothing was. This included both good and evil. Since neither good nor evil existed in the World of Nothingness, it was a neutral place, the perfect place for two enemies get together and talk in peace.

"I wish to confess, Lucifer…" answered the One.

The fallen angel blinked. Once. Twice. And then he cracked. "Confess!? You!!?" He fell back in a burst of laughter. "I cannot believe it. The high and mighty lord of heaven is actually confessing?"

God frowned and shot His ex-son a glare. "Stuff it, kid," He said. "Just hear Me out…"

And, with a grin still firmly plastered on his face, Lucifer listened to God.

"I am God. I am high and mighty. I am all-perfect, all-good and all-loving. I am the Best."

And already after these words did Satan give a heavy sigh of boredom and roll his eyes. 'Why was I the one falling for pride?' he thought. But he continued to listen.

"So then, I do not understand this. If I am God, the one and only God, then why do not all humans worship Me? Why are they worshipping other gods? Ra, Zeus or even Buddha! Pathetic. Other gods are so extremely unimportant; they are non-existent. I mean, really, all you need is Me!"

Lucifer raised and eyebrow. "Your point?"

"Just shut up and listen!" God gave Lucifer an annoyed look as He continued His story. "This one time I had enough. I wanted other gods to just be gone! And then… I had the perfect idea! Why not make a few Commandments? All My subordinates would have to obey these Commandments and then I would be the One again. It was a perfect idea! And thus My first Commandment was made.

I am your Lord and God. You shall have no other gods before Me. You shall not make for yourself an idol.

And I did it. I felt proud of Myself. I truly was good at everything! And I still am, mind you."

A giggle escaped Lucifer's lips as he tried to stifle his laughter. "Right," he chuckled. "I still remember those commandments. I was there at that time and helped you make a few more."

God nodded. "Yes, nine more to be exact. You said that, if I wanted My subordinates to follow Me, I had to be an Example. And then together with Michael we made these other nine Commandments, that would describe My perfect lifestyle."

"Oh yes," Lucifer laughed and nodded. "I still remember them."

You shall not make wrongful use of the name of your God.

Remember the Sabbath and keep it holy.

Honor your parents.

You shall not murder.

You shall not commit adultery.

You shall not steal.

You shall not bear false witness.

You shall not covet your neighbor's wife.

You shall not covet your neighbor's house.

God smiled as He thought about the Commandments. "Those were fun days, right Lucifer?"

Lucifer nodded wholeheartedly. "Yes, they were. Michael and I had never agreed on what the Commandments should be and it always resulted in fighting." He smiled as a feeling of nostalgia overflowed him. "Fun days indeed." He shook his head a little to clear his thoughts. "So, what did you want to confess again?"

"Oh right," God cleared His throat. "I think I committed the Seven Deadly Sins." He smiled sheepishly.

Lucifer rolled his eyes. "The one we talked about just now was Pride, right?"

God nodded in the affirmative.

Lucifer rolled his eyes.

'Not only that, but you also broke your first commandment. Since you are so proud, you refuse to let anyone become your Lord and rule over you, including yourself.'

I am your Lord and God. You shall have no other gods before Me. You shall not make for yourself an idol.