Sorry, but do to the great dislike I have for the premise of this story, it has currently been taken down for revising(and quite possibly a complete haul over). If you're a past reader returning and you wish to read the original, just pm and I'll send you a copy. For the newcomers, this story will not be reposted until it has been made into something that is not as ridiculous and OOC as I originally made it.
Until then, I once more apologize for the trouble. Hopefully, this oneshot will be up and ready for reading again soon!