Hola Peeps!!! New story 1,000 ways to annoy our favorite potions master... SLUGHORN!!!!



I'll take almost any suggestion, but keep in mind that I already have a bunch, so don't be surprised if the one you sent at the beginning ends up in the last chapter.

Disclaimer: No I do not own our favorite potions master, but I own th rights to annoy him!!!! And I made coppies for you!!!!!!!!!!!

Tell him to wash his hair

Buy him shampoo

…For his birthday

…And Christmas

…And at any random day

Ask him why he doesn't shower

…Or bathe

…Many times a day

Ask him if he's wearing a wig

When he denies it, pat his back and say: "Well, you really could get help for that!"

Ask him if he had a bad experience with shampoo as a child

Send him fan mail

…Signed with Harry's name

…Or Sirius's

…Or Lupin's

…Or Dumbledore's

…Or Voldemort's

…Or Draco's

…Or Lucius's

Send him love letters

…Signed with Harry's name

…Or Sirius's

…Or Lupin's

…Or Dumbledore's

…Or Voldemort's

…Or Draco's

…Or Lucius's

Tell him he's just a fictional character

…Many times a day

Tell him Sirius is still alive

Tell him James is still alive

Make fun of his nickname

Call him a greasy git

Ask him if he's a Death Eater

…Around other people

Ask to see his tattoo


Ask where you can get a tattoo

…Just like his

Flirt with him

Wink at him

Giggle at him

Call him a coward

Call him Sevy

Call him Sexy Sevy

Call him Super Sexy Sevy

Pretend you can't hear him when he yells at you

Hold his hand

If he yells at you flirt obnoxiously

Call him Sev

Call him Snevulus

Call him Snivelly

Call him Severus

Ask him if he's a vampire

…In the Great Hall

…Or in class

…Or in front of Dumbledore

Tell Luna he's a vampire

Call him Snivilus

Wave your hand a lot in class and then when he (if he) calls on you say: "I forgot"

Do that a lot

Act like him

Dress like him

Sneer at him

If he asks why, say that's it's dress up like a greasy git day

Tell him that he has greasy hair

Don't call him "Sir."

Make fun of Slytherins

Pretend to be a Slytherin and loose points for them

Make fun of snakes

Ask him how Voldemort's doing

…In front of everyone

Ask him if he's Goth

…In front of the Slytherins

When he says (yells) no, wink at him and say: "Yeah, so the hair, the cloak, the sneer is just your sense of style?"

Laugh at his bad jokes

…Louder than the Slytherins

When he insults you, start to cry

…Really loudly

Tell him he's hot

When around him say how great Harry Potter is


Ask him if he shows up in the mirror

Ask him if he shows up in photos

Tell everyone he doesn't show up in mirrors

…And photos

When he tries to prove you otherwise, say loudly: "Wow! Magic can do anything!"

Mix up his potions

Throw dung bombs in his potions

Laugh loudly when they explode

Blame Draco

Replace his potion ingredients with fake plants and plastic

Replace all his quills with ball point pens

…That don't work

Ask him if he's gotten Botox


When he denies it, say: "So the permanent sneer is your own creation?"

Ask if you're annoying him


…And loudly

FIRST 100 UP!!!! Check back for the next 100, next week!!!

Reveiw please!!!

(Yes, they weren't numbered, but when I uploaded it, my numbers went bye-bye and I', to lazy to write 1-100. If it bugs you that much, email me and I'll let you do it.)