Author's Note: The first four to five chapters are written similarly to a script. By chapter five or six it goes into full story mode. Please be patient.

Part 1

Giggle.

Chuckle.

Door opens. The sound of someone tripping over the raised threshold.

More giggles. "Shh."

Chuckle. "What the frak were we drinking during that card game?"

"Gee Captain…" Another giggle. "I don't know…probably something the Chief cooked up himself."

"I can't find the lights."

"Who needs them…"

"Lords, where are we?"

"Umm, probably some supply storage locker."

"Geez Kara, didn't you see what door you opened?"

Giggle. "Who can see anything…well, any ONE thing."

"Not me…why do you think I was following you?"

Outright laughter. "And here I thought you were just trying to get close to me, Captain…I didn't know you were using me for guidance." Rustling sounds. "Uh, Lee…that's my foot you're standing on."

"Damn…sorry. I WAS trying to get close to you…still am…just can't frakking see what the hell I'm doing."

"OK. Stand still…I'll find you" reaching out in the darkness "Is this your arm?"

"Umm…Nooo."

"Damn…you sure?

"Kara…trust me that's not my arm."

Shudder…sounds of zipper being undone.

"Uh Kara…what are you doing?"

"Something you're going to like very, very much…"

"Lords…we don't even know where we are…I can't believe we're doing this."

"Believe it, Apollo." Gasp. "Wow."

"Wow good or wow bad?"

"Shut up, Lee."

Groan. "Not gonna happen, Kara…not if…oh lords…you continue with that. All right…enough. We need to get more comfortable."

Sigh. "If you insist…slide on down here…there…you're right beside me."

Another zipper being unzipped…Rustling of clothes being shed

Gasp. "Frak, Lee…are you sure you can't see?"

"Going on pure instinct here, Kara…I take it you like?"

"Oh gods…you take it correctly…please don't stop that." Moan. "I'll kill you if you do."

"Such harsh words." Groan. "Ok…you mean business…geez…do you mean business."

Sigh. "Ah lords that's good…Lee…that's very, very frakking…good."

Groan. "Yeah, I know what you…gods…mean."

"Frak…Lee…Lee…damn, it's so…damn…damn…damn…" Gasp.

"Kara…my gods…Kara…you're incredible…just…frakking…incredible…" Moan.

Simultaneously, blending together. "Lee…Kara…Lee…Kara…" Gasp. Moan. "Ah lords…Ah gods…"

Deep sigh. Low moan. Together. "Wow…"

Shiver "You cold, Kara?"

"A little."

"Here…Lean against me." Rustling movement. "Ah…this will do."

"What is it?"

"Don't know for sure…but it feels like a blanket."

"A blanket? Where are we?"

From across the room, in the now open doorway. "You happen to be in my quarters and if you two are finished, we'll discuss this at 0500, which is about 2 hours from now. You have 5 minutes to clear out." Door slams closed.

Together. "Frak."

FIN