Dear Diary,

What are you looking at, book? You are nothing but a miserable excuse for an accident. Soon you will become a pawn in your own pathetic game, ha-ha! You cannot fool me! Your owner is simply trying to learn the method of my madness. Madness you say? Ha! My madness goes far beyond Styrofoam fruits at the shopping center. Oh, you've no idea. I will tear this city from its shackles and bring it to its knees before me! Bakura and I both!

DESTROY! DESTROY! DESTROY! DESTROY! EVERYTHING!!!!!

Not one insolent pathetic mortal will exist – except perhaps our own hikaris if only for the sake of watching them suffer. And a good fuck now and then, yes? And what of my sister, hmm? Without that Millennium Tauk there are no ways of stopping me! She can be my maid or something of the like. Oh, the things Bakura and I have planned.

All I need now is some baking flour and a few wooden fingers …….

AND THEN VICTORY SHALL BE MINE!

Perhaps not exactly in that order …

But mark my words, Marik Ishtaar is getting laid tonight!