Disclaimer: Naruto does not belong to me.
"Ano...Sakura, what are you doing here at my place?" I said, raising my eyebrow at her.
I just woke up and got dress, when suddenly I heard knocks on my door. I opened it, only to see Sakura there.
"Naruto. I think it's time you told everyone your real gender." She said to me. My eyes widened.
"NO! They'll hate me, even more then before because I lied to them!" I said desperately. She sighed at me.
"Well, at least tell the rookie nine, and the sand siblings, since their coming over today." She said to me.
"But-" I said, looking down to the ground. "They'll hate me." I said, in a low whisper.
"They won't! If they do, then their not true friends!" Sakura said, raising her arm up, with fire burning in her eyes.
"Have you been talking to Lee a lot lately?" I asked her, starting to get scared.
"Ah, well, Lee asked me out, so I agreed just to see how it turns out." She told me. I stared at her.
"How did it turn out?" I said, curiously.
"It was fun. Lee is the sweetest guy ever!" She told me. "Anyways, come on." She said, starting to pull onto me.
"Huh?" I said. Completely confused. "Where are we going?"
"We're going shopping!" She said to me, cheerfully. I stared in horror.
"EH?! Why!" I yelled, grabbing onto my door frame.
"To impress everyone later when we see them!" She told me, trying to pry my hands off the door frame.
"We can go shopping later, tomorrow, or never!" I screamed to her! When suddenly my finger came off the door and she flung me outside, locking my door for me. She quickly came up to me and dragged me to the mall.
"Wow! That was fun! You looked so cute in that dress. That skirt. Those shorts. That top!" She said to me, with me currently carrying the bags.
"But we bought everything I wore!" I said to her.
"Mhmm! Come on, let's go! Let's go prepare now!" She said to me cheerfully.
"Don't Worry! you look good!" She said to me.
"I'm worried that they'll hate me." I said to her. Realization hit her face.
"Oh. Well in that case. Don't worry! They'll like you!" She said to me.
"You're just repeating the words aren't you?" I asked her.
"Yup!" She gave me a toothy grin. God, I think she's been around Lee too long.
"Guys! Over here!" Sakura yelled to the rookie nine, plus the senseis, and the sand siblings.
"Hey Sakura! Who's that chick next to you!" Kiba hollered, earning a glare from Sasuke, or what looks like a glare, making Sakura giggle.
"Guys, there's something I want to say." She said clearing her throat. "You all know Naruto right?" She said, everyone nodding.
"Guys, this is Naruto." She said pointing to me, and then grabbed me and shoved me to the front.
"EH?!" Was what everyone yelled, 'cept for Sasuke, because he knows, and Gaara, and Shino because they don't express themselves that much, and Shikamaru because it's probably too troublesome.
"I didn't know you were a crossdresser Naruto!" Kiba said, laughing. Sakura went up to him and whacked his head.
"He's really a girl, dumbass!" She said, whacking his head again. And everyone turned their heads to me, all staring at me.
"So..." Kiba started. "Want to go out with me?" He said, breaking the tension. I blinked at him. Then snorted.
"No." I said, which caused chuckles to go around, then suddenly, I felt an arm snake around my waist. I looked to the side to see Sasuke. I stared at him. What the hell was he doing. Oh right. I'm his girlfriend.
"She's mine." He said.
Everyone stared at us.
"Sasuke, how long have you known this?" Sakura asked.
"Since the last mission." He answered back.
"But that was 2 weeks ago." She said.
"So?" He said, raising an eyebrow.
"..." Was all she said, before coming up to him and whacking him upside. "You didn't tell me!" She said.
I smirked. Ha. He deserved it.
"Anyway, what's your real name?" Asked Sakura.
"Emi." Sasuke answered for me.
"Damnit Sasuke! Stop answering for her!" She said, irritated.
He smirked. Evil Sasuke.
I looked at the time. It was 7:00...I have to go home.
I slipped out of his arms and said goodbye, and headed home. I got home and brushed my teeth and went to bed. Yes, life was good, espescially when you've got good friends, even though those friends are big idiots.
Hope you enjoyed the story.